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Strider - 28 Nov 2003 00:17 GMT Hello,
I'm very proud of myself tonight. Ever since I went to America and was treat with such heart harming hospitality I've always promised myself to do the same, to the best of my humble ability.
tonight I was drinking in a bar not far from the mighty St James park that is the home ground of the mighty Newcastle United (after we beat Basle 1-0)
I was talking with a nice fellow (called Usop) of which the spelling is almost certainly wrong who was an exchange student from Finland and I extended him every courtesy a geordie has to offer (a pint and loads of bullshit) and he's a lovely bloke.
I great night. I go to sleep with my self esteem (thanks to usop) on a high and my liver in pieces.
P.S The Newcaste crowd were an utter disgrace. I was truly ashamed. :(
Good night though.
Peace love and happiness.
Scott.
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Civilian_Target - 28 Nov 2003 02:15 GMT >tonight I was drinking in a bar not far from the mighty St James park >that is the home ground of the mighty Newcastle United (after we beat >Basle 1-0) Yes definitely intoxicated.... Good man yourself, it's the way to be
:)
>Peace love and happiness. Stoned as well maybe?
Overall, it's got a purpose, but the spelling it too accurate, but the ranting is present, definitely got some style. I'd give it a 6 out of 10, and have 6 "I'm more drunker than you" points while you're at it.
Civilian_Target
Strider - 28 Nov 2003 06:17 GMT Civilian_Target proclaimed...
> 6 "I'm more drunker than you" Oh, cheers :)
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Civilian_Target - 28 Nov 2003 18:59 GMT >Civilian_Target proclaimed... > >> 6 "I'm more drunker than you" > >Oh, cheers :) Yeah, believe it or not, thats a typo, I meant to give you 6 "I'm more drunkerer than you" points but forgot the extra -er. You choose which ones you want.
Civilian_Target
Strider - 28 Nov 2003 19:29 GMT Civilian_Target proclaimed...
> Yeah, believe it or not, thats a typo, I meant to give you 6 "I'm more > drunkerer than you" points but forgot the extra -er. You choose which > ones you want. /shrug
Whatever, cheers
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lyset - 28 Nov 2003 19:21 GMT > Hello, > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Peace love and happiness. Drinking with a FIN? You should be glad that you got home. I had a friend at work that are from Finland. He was the unreachable one when it got to drinking.
: ) lyset
Strider - 28 Nov 2003 19:31 GMT lyset proclaimed...
> Drinking with a FIN? You should be glad that you got home. > I had a friend at work that are from Finland. He was the unreachable one > when it got to drinking. He must have been p*ssed because every now and then he would spill Guinness from his mouth when he was drinking (a big no-no) but I just chuckled inwardly about it and paid little attention.
So if I understand you correctly, you're saying the Fin's are rough, hard etc?
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lyset - 28 Nov 2003 20:24 GMT > lyset proclaimed... > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > So if I understand you correctly, you're saying the Fin's are rough, > hard etc? Well the ones I've met......
; )
lyset
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 01:38 GMT lyset proclaimed...
> Well the ones I've met...... > > ; ) Well I've only met two. The first was on older lady (about 35-45) who is very attractive and who I'd love to take to the second parallel of heaven. The other was Usop (I sure hope I've spelt this right) who was a nice lovely fellow.
In fact, if my opinion doesn't get altered soon I'm going to have to conclude that Scandinavian's are just bloody lovely people.
Apart from you, of course
:)
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McGrandpa - 29 Nov 2003 06:45 GMT > lyset proclaimed... > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Well I've only met two. The first was on older lady (about 35-45) who OLDER? She's older huh? You young whipper snapper! ;) I'd think she's a perfect age for a younger woman! :) McG.
> is very attractive and who I'd love to take to the second parallel of > heaven. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > :) Strider - 29 Nov 2003 11:06 GMT McGrandpa proclaimed...
> OLDER? She's older huh? You young whipper snapper! ;) > I'd think she's a perfect age for a younger woman! :) > McG. Older for me :)
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Peter Lykkegaard - 29 Nov 2003 11:24 GMT > McGrandpa proclaimed... > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Older for me :) Yeah, I know - you are just a kid No wonder why she did share your thoughts ;-)
- Peter
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 12:00 GMT Peter Lykkegaard proclaimed...
> Yeah, I know - you are just a kid A kid?! what planet are you on?!
> No wonder why she did share your thoughts ;-) No, she's just unobtainable.
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Peter Lykkegaard - 29 Nov 2003 12:15 GMT > Peter Lykkegaard proclaimed... > >> Yeah, I know - you are just a kid > > A kid?! what planet are you on?! Compared to the elderly of course
- Peter
McGrandpa - 29 Nov 2003 13:48 GMT > Peter Lykkegaard proclaimed... > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > No, she's just unobtainable. "Unobtainable" - now isn't that just the thing to push a young mans "Try Harder" button... at one time, it was for me. McG.
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 14:15 GMT McGrandpa proclaimed...
> "Unobtainable" - now isn't that just the thing to push a young mans "Try > Harder" button... at one time, it was for me. No, I was being vague for a reason. It's not a question of 'try harder' it's a question 'thou shalt not'
:)
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McGrandpa - 29 Nov 2003 14:57 GMT > McGrandpa proclaimed... > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Site - www.stri.tk > Forum - www.stri-forum.tk er...that was what I was sorta getting at. There is the all important judgement call you've made to the Good there.
I didn't always do that.... I have some regrets from bygone days. This is one you won't have.
McG. <good job dood!>
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 15:05 GMT McGrandpa proclaimed...
> er...that was what I was sorta getting at. There is the all important > judgement call you've made to the Good there. > > I didn't always do that.... I have some regrets from bygone days. > This is one you won't have. Well she hasn't exactly been throwing herself at me heh :)
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Anders Simonsson - 29 Nov 2003 21:41 GMT >A kid?! what planet are you on?! Dinosaur Planet.
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Peter Lykkegaard - 29 Nov 2003 20:54 GMT >> A kid?! what planet are you on?! > > Dinosaur Planet. I know we are a rare specie threatened by the ultimate extinction hardly hanging on to life with the tip of the fingernails But please...
- Peter
lyset - 29 Nov 2003 17:28 GMT > In fact, if my opinion doesn't get altered soon I'm going to have to > conclude that Scandinavian's are just bloody lovely people. > > Apart from you, of course Ahh I know your "real" feelings as I heard it in some CS games.......
; )
lyset
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 17:54 GMT lyset proclaimed...
> Ahh I know your "real" feelings as I heard it in some CS games....... > > ; ) I think I could be heard to say something like 'You useless teamkilling Swedish bast*ard!'
Words to that effect.
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lyset - 29 Nov 2003 18:05 GMT > lyset proclaimed... > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Words to that effect. Oh I remembered it like you swedish sl*t, you wh*re and the "f00k".....
; )
lyset
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 18:07 GMT lyset proclaimed...
> Oh I remembered it like you swedish sl*t, you wh*re and the "f00k"..... > > ; ) hehe.
Yup. I never forgave you :)
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Anders Simonsson - 29 Nov 2003 21:43 GMT > In fact, if my opinion doesn't get altered soon I'm going to have to > conclude that Scandinavian's are just bloody lovely people. I'm assuming you don't include the norwegians in this love-in.
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Peter Lykkegaard - 29 Nov 2003 20:46 GMT >> In fact, if my opinion doesn't get altered soon I'm going to have to >> conclude that Scandinavian's are just bloody lovely people. > > I'm assuming you don't include the norwegians in this love-in. At least you should know - of all people There's a slight difference between Scandinaviens and Norwegians...
- Peter
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 21:08 GMT Anders Simonsson proclaimed...
> I'm assuming you don't include the norwegians in this love-in. Don't worry Anders, of course I like you too!
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Anders Simonsson - 29 Nov 2003 10:02 GMT >So if I understand you correctly, you're saying the Fin's are rough, >hard etc? Finns are known to be mad drinkers and vicious knife-fighters. The two most common causes of death in Finland are alcohol and stabbings.
According to national stereotypes, anyway. Me, I'm 50% Fin, so I guess that sort of ruins it. ;)
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Peter Lykkegaard - 29 Nov 2003 09:43 GMT >> So if I understand you correctly, you're saying the Fin's are rough, >> hard etc? > > Finns are known to be mad drinkers and vicious knife-fighters. The two > most common causes of death in Finland are alcohol and stabbings. Actually Finns had a kind of awkward problem this summer Deaths caused by drowning, and the figures were quite high
- Peter
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 11:09 GMT Peter Lykkegaard proclaimed...
> Actually Finns had a kind of awkward problem this summer > Deaths caused by drowning, and the figures were quite high That's probably because they were running away whilst pi*sed from a mad knife-wielding maniac and fell into a fast flowing river. Probably...
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lyset - 29 Nov 2003 17:24 GMT > >> So if I understand you correctly, you're saying the Fin's are rough, > >> hard etc? [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Actually Finns had a kind of awkward problem this summer > Deaths caused by drowning, and the figures were quite high Well Finland is known as the "land of the thousand lakes".....
lyset
Peter Lykkegaard - 29 Nov 2003 18:25 GMT > Well Finland is known as the "land of the thousand lakes"..... Yep, and normally it's too freezen to take a swim But not this summer - it was freakin' hot for the normal standards
I were in Helsinki a couple of days during the heat wave Freakin' 28 celcius in the hotelroom at night It's ok outside - at the beach - but not when I'm trying to get a good night's sleep And when finally felt to sleep the a nice morning sun woke me at four o'clock
Oh well
- Peter
lyset - 29 Nov 2003 23:03 GMT > > Well Finland is known as the "land of the thousand lakes"..... > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Oh well Yep it was lovely.......
; )
lyset
Peter Lykkegaard - 29 Nov 2003 23:22 GMT > Yep it was lovely....... Lovely hot...
- Peter
Cannon Fodder - 30 Nov 2003 00:49 GMT Well hell, that's easy to fix... Just turn on your air conditioner like we do.... :)
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 19:25:29 +0100, "Peter Lycanthrope" <polonline@hotmail.dk> wrote:
>I were in Helsinki a couple of days during the heat wave >Freakin' 28 celcius in the hotelroom at night [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >- Peter Strider - 29 Nov 2003 11:08 GMT Anders Simonsson proclaimed...
> Finns are known to be mad drinkers and vicious knife-fighters. The two > most common causes of death in Finland are alcohol and stabbings. The fellow at the bar had mentioned that the Fins like to drink and are rather combative. My locality also has the same stereotype.
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McGrandpa - 29 Nov 2003 13:19 GMT > Anders Simonsson proclaimed... > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > The fellow at the bar had mentioned that the Fins like to drink and > are rather combative. My locality also has the same stereotype. Ah, right :) ! It appears fighting and being generally combative result from the combining of specific ingredients. Alcohol, a public gathering place (bar) and Men. One other ingredient makes trouble a certainty, women! ;) McG.
Strider - 29 Nov 2003 13:41 GMT McGrandpa proclaimed...
> Ah, right :) ! It appears fighting and being generally combative > result from the combining of specific ingredients. Alcohol, a public > gathering place (bar) and Men. One other ingredient makes trouble a > certainty, women! ;) Sounds about right to me.
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McGrandpa - 29 Nov 2003 13:50 GMT > McGrandpa proclaimed... > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Site - www.stri.tk > Forum - www.stri-forum.tk Yeah..OH and then the Police join the party! :) Much fun! McG.
Dr.C - 29 Nov 2003 13:43 GMT "McGrandpa" <McGrandpaNOT@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:r11yb.58861> . One other ingredient makes trouble a
> certainty, women! ;) > McG. ahhh the reason for a saturday night drunken brawl.....lovely women
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McGrandpa - 29 Nov 2003 13:59 GMT > "McGrandpa" <McGrandpaNOT@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:r11yb.58861> . One other ingredient makes trouble a >> certainty, women! ;) >> McG. >> > ahhh the reason for a saturday night drunken brawl.....lovely women Yeah.... hell the closer ya get to closing time they all get lovlier it seems.
Aching all over, head pounding first on one side, lift it, then it pounds on the other...stumbles to the (oh, it's a motel!) bathroom (gee, it's clean!), gets a good look in the mirror through the one open eye...UGH...see's some fresh stitching on jaw and two fingers...(whoa how'd that happen)...then I remember the drunken brawl starting when that new lady sat down...(glances over shoulder to bed, see's a long lump under covers there,yup) ... washes up, notes swollen lips and missing tooth...now wondering which one is the lump in there... Yep, totally drunk.
Seen that scenario a few times....before 21...
McG.
Neil Jones - 30 Nov 2003 01:42 GMT > missing tooth...now wondering which one is the lump in there... Yep, > totally drunk. > > Seen that scenario a few times....before 21... In the wise words of Harold Ramis,
"If you drink, don't drive. But if you must drink and drive, then don't carry drugs with you. And if you're drinking and driving and you have drugs in the car, then please leave your handgun at home. And if you find yourself driving drunk with drugs and a handgun in the car, then don't go cruising the Strip looking for hookers. And if you're caught driving with drugs, a hooker and a handgun and you have a high blood-alcohol level, then I want to party with you, dude"
___ Neil AKA HighVis
Ben Cottrell - 30 Nov 2003 02:37 GMT > Ah, right :) ! It appears fighting and being generally combative > result from the combining of specific ingredients. Alcohol, a public > gathering place (bar) and Men. One other ingredient makes trouble a > certainty, women! ;) > McG. "Hmm, Pub! Ah, Yes - a social gathering place for humans to achieve mental incompetence through the consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."
-- Ben Cottrell AKA Bench
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
Civilian_Target - 30 Nov 2003 02:41 GMT >> Ah, right :) ! It appears fighting and being generally combative >> result from the combining of specific ingredients. Alcohol, a public [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >mental incompetence through the consumption of fermented vegetable >drinks." Red Dwarf - Kryten's given 24 hours to live. A classic.
Now hand over the points!
Civilian_Target
Ben Cottrell - 30 Nov 2003 02:50 GMT > >"Hmm, Pub! Ah, Yes - a social gathering place for humans to achieve > >mental incompetence through the consumption of fermented vegetable > >drinks." > > Red Dwarf - Kryten's given 24 hours to live. A classic. Hmm... well you got the first bit right... But unfortunately the episode was "Backwards", when Rimmer & Kryten end up in a 'nodnol' boozer... not "The Last Day" :)
> Now hand over the points! For a sloppy reply like that? ... very demanding aren't you :p
have 5 "half-assed answer" points ;)
-- Ben Cottrell AKA Bench
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
Civilian_Target - 30 Nov 2003 03:11 GMT I take it you got the series 3 DVD, and that episode's on it. Must buy that at some point.
>For a sloppy reply like that? ... very demanding aren't you :p > >have 5 "half-assed answer" points ;) Bitch. If you weren't so far away I'd slap you upside the head...
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Ben Cottrell - 30 Nov 2003 03:54 GMT > I take it you got the series 3 DVD, and that episode's on it. Must buy > that at some point. Actually, i haven't got any of the DVDs yet.. I just have all the original BBC videos from way back.... I'm waiting for them to bring out all the DVDs in a nice big box set before i get those (judging by the sidepanels of the boxes when they're lined up together, it's gonna happen at some point :) ) .. But yeah, both those episodes are on it.
:) -- Ben Cottrell AKA Bench
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
McGrandpa - 30 Nov 2003 08:56 GMT >>> Ah, right :) ! It appears fighting and being generally combative >>> result from the combining of specific ingredients. Alcohol, a [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Civilian_Target I knew that would turn out to be a quote from somewhere! But I don't get Red Dwarf here :( McG.
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