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DJ Ruckus - 23 Jun 2003 00:19 GMT

...a new cd key for me, i was cheating my arse off like a a little faggot
and got caught, I want a new cd key that when enterd in gives me access to
all servers. Aswell, I want to be able to use all cheats like aimbot, auto
shoot and auto move so i can sit here picking my bum while the computer
plays for me. Then I can go, "I am the best, I win" at every map change
cause im really leet.

Oh yeh, the cd key has to double up as a free phone mobile number, credit
card number, passport id number and car registration number.

please help me out, i am a stupid little sh.t.

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Cannon Fodder - 23 Jun 2003 00:38 GMT

Your heart rending story touched my heart.... I've mailed you a care
package with all you requested along with a case of Samuel Adams
Double Bock and a coupon for two free Big Macs... Enjoy...

>...a new cd key for me, i was cheating my arse off like a a little faggot
>and got caught, I want a new cd key that when enterd in gives me access to
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>please help me out, i am a stupid little sh.t.

"So long, and thanks
for all the fish..."

Jack Harney
AKA "Cannon Fodder"
AKA "Grumpy Old Fart
AKA "Certified Senior Curmudgeon"
From Civ - 5 "I have the cultural tact of a
"Cuban Pig" points for your effort....
Gracefully accepted :)

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Neil Jones - 23 Jun 2003 02:01 GMT

> Your heart rending story touched my heart.... I've mailed you a care
> package with all you requested along with a case of Samuel Adams
> Double Bock and a coupon for two free Big Macs... Enjoy...

You... you.... you Socialist, you! Hell, maybe even a Communist!

___
Neil
AKA HighVis

"I ONLY LIKE SERIEUS REACTIONS!!!!!" 'Freaky' Franck Nijhorf

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DJ Ruckus - 23 Jun 2003 11:15 GMT

oh your too kind.

I also need a spine or a spare set of balls if anyone has a spare knocking
about...

> Your heart rending story touched my heart.... I've mailed you a care
> package with all you requested along with a case of Samuel Adams
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
> "Cuban Pig" points for your effort....
> Gracefully accepted :)

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David Firewater - 23 Jun 2003 11:48 GMT

> "Cannon Fodder" <gonfishn@airmail.net> wrote
> > Your heart rending story touched my heart.... I've mailed you a care
> > package with all you requested along with a case of Samuel Adams
> > Double Bock and a coupon for two free Big Macs... Enjoy...

> oh your too kind.
> I also need a spine or a spare set of balls if anyone has a spare knocking
> about...

I have a spare spine I can send you, I don't know how good it is
though. I found it on Blackpool beach at the weekend. At least,
--
David
davidfirewater(a)hotmail.com

"Got me a movie,
ha ha ha ho,
Slicing up eyeballs,
ha ha ha ho."it *looks* like a spine...

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David Firewater - 23 Jun 2003 11:51 GMT

"DJ Ruckus" <dj_ruckus@hotmail.com> wrote

> oh your too kind.
> I also need a spine or a spare set of balls if anyone has a spare knocking
> about...

I have a spare spine I can send you, I don't know how good it is
though. I found it on Blackpool beach at the weekend. At least, it *looks*
like a spine...

--
David
davidfirewater(a)hotmail.com

"Got me a movie,
ha ha ha ho,
Slicing up eyeballs,
ha ha ha ho."

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John Twernbold - 24 Jun 2003 04:43 GMT

> I also need a ... spare set of balls if anyone has a spare
> knocking about

Ask Jenn. She apparently has a full six-pack of 'em in her freakishly huge
fem-scrotum.

:-)

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jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com

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Civilian_Target - 24 Jun 2003 19:23 GMT

>> I also need a ... spare set of balls if anyone has a spare
>> knocking about
>
>Ask Jenn. She apparently has a full six-pack of 'em in her freakishly huge
>fem-scrotum.

Have you been watching brasseye, or is this just coincidence?

Civilian_Target
"To truly know a man, they say you must walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if you don't like him, you're a mile away from him... and you've got his shoes!"

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