Heh. Typical Usenet response.

Well, I guess the question HAS been answered, technically. NEXT!

Which reminds me of a little story I heard the other day

The tale starts an average day at the public bath
Into the scene enters two gentlemen a black and a white which is regulars
and visits the etablishment about the same time each week

One physilogical difference has troubled the white gentleman until this day
he finally pulled himself together to ask the obvious question:

"Excuse me, sir, but I have noticed that your size is above average, just
make me wonder
This equipment you can buy on the internet does it really work as promised?"

The black gentleman responds as politely and helpful as he is by nature
"No man, pure sh.t - I tie a rope around the head and a good stone at the
end of the rope, works like a charm"

Some weeks later they meet again
The white gentleman approaches and exclaims what a brilliant idea it was
The black gentleman raises an eyebrow slightly, and asks curiously: "How's
that?"
The former responds: "It is beginning to turn black, still hoping"

True story?
And no mine is not black - LOL

- Peter