You pervert! Uumm, any screenshots? :)

Wouldn't Cummyfingers be a better nick for you?

Apparently, the next generation of gfx cards will have 256 MegaWanks of HAM,
over-cocking ability, parallel salty burst pipeline archejecture, the
ability to make fabric textures transparent, and OpenGash rendering.

You even get a voucher for No-Life 3, and a free box of unused Kleenex...
however, to take advantage of the latter offers, you're going to need to
subscribe to the Cream pre-pubescent-downloading service.

Now, all you've got to do is work out whether you want to go with NVagina,
or ATI Rodeon.

Me, I'll stick to / with the wife.