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Todays headlines..

*George Bush in shock confession. "I really am a crappy president."*
*Valve reveal Half Life 2 to be a joke that got out of hand. "Theres nothing
actually there but some good CGI trailers" Claims Gabe.
*Groundbreaking News reports accused of being false and begining to slightly on
the nerves of AGHL. We strongly deny these rumors.*

Thats was your excellent News.

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