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Strider - 28 Jul 2004 10:26 GMT

I quite like these.

Called 'Past Notes' - here's one:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1261481,00.html

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Civilian_Target - 28 Jul 2004 11:22 GMT

> I quite like these.
>
> Called 'Past Notes' - here's one:
>
> http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1261481,00.html

" Oh, look! What a lovely, cool, exceedingly straight river! BAM! "

Classic!

Civilian Target

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Strider - 28 Jul 2004 16:52 GMT

Civilian_Target proclaimed...

> " Oh, look! What a lovely, cool, exceedingly straight river! BAM! "
>
> Classic!

"Ha ha! Stupid pelicans! I told you they were funny!"

Got me.

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Lefty - 28 Jul 2004 22:38 GMT

LOL, you've got to figure the endagered species list becomes just that for a
reason.

> Civilian_Target proclaimed...
>
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>
> Got me.

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Strider - 28 Jul 2004 22:55 GMT

Lefty proclaimed...

> LOL, you've got to figure the endagered species list becomes just that for a
> reason.

Uh oh. I can see a long drawn out thread on evolution looming. :)

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Fishy_stink_ho - 28 Jul 2004 23:37 GMT

> Lefty proclaimed...
>
> > LOL, you've got to figure the endagered species list becomes just that for a
> > reason.
>
> Uh oh. I can see a long drawn out thread on evolution looming. :)

Why is it that sh.t that ain't funny, ends up being hilarious?

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Ben Cottrell - 28 Jul 2004 23:39 GMT

> Why is it that sh.t that ain't funny, ends up being hilarious?

WWWWWAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!

(sorry..)

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GeoTheCat - 29 Jul 2004 05:09 GMT

>> Why is it that sh.t that ain't funny, ends up being hilarious?
>
>WWWWWAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!
>
>(sorry..)

/smacks Bench upside the head

Saying your sorry just wasn't enough. :-)

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Cannon Fodder - 29 Jul 2004 00:33 GMT

Because if you can see things in your minds eye like I can it's like
being there... One of my favorite vulgarities is to tell someone the
"Go take a flying f.ck at the moon"... I crack up since I can see some
dude in sprinters attire standing at the bottom of a hill furiously
stroking his member until it reaches it's full glory, then, with a
look of determination racing madly up the slope and, joint in hand,
flinging himself into the air only to fall to earth burying him pride
and joy in the ground... Shaking his head he thinks "Just a little
farther next time"....

>Why is it that sh.t that ain't funny, ends up being hilarious?
>
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Fishy_stink_ho - 29 Jul 2004 04:04 GMT

> Because if you can see things in your minds eye like I can it's like
> being there... One of my favorite vulgarities is to tell someone the
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I think it's funny when a chic tells someone to "suck my dick" I laugh my
arse off. I'm fond of saying "suck my left dick". Hee hee, I kill me.

Fishy

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Lefty - 29 Jul 2004 12:53 GMT

> I think it's funny when a chic tells someone to "suck my dick" I laugh my
> arse off.

You may want be a little more choosy about the "chics" you hang with, so to
speak.

> Fishy

damn straight

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Strider - 29 Jul 2004 19:00 GMT

Lefty proclaimed...

> You may want be a little more choosy about the "chics" you hang with, so to
> speak.

Shut it Canadian!

> > Fishy
>
> damn straight