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TEH R1NG HAXX0RED.

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Anders Simonsson - 29 Jun 2004 21:20 GMT
The Lord of the Rings... The HAX0RRED version...

http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17720

My faves:

Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
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[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"
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[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

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Strider - 29 Jun 2004 21:24 GMT
Anders Simonsson proclaimed...

> The Lord of the Rings... The HAX0RRED version...
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
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> Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"

/me looks at anders with an look of utter disbelief on his face

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Anders Simonsson - 29 Jun 2004 21:46 GMT
>Anders Simonsson proclaimed...
>> Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"

>/me looks at anders with an look of utter disbelief on his face

Damn straight, that will be the first thing I say when I step into
WoW.

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Anders "Roshin" Simonsson

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- Spyder (AGHL).
Strider - 29 Jun 2004 21:53 GMT
Anders Simonsson proclaimed...

> Damn straight, that will be the first thing I say when I step into
> WoW.

Speak of which, this is a pretty good site. I snuck it from #Cybear:

http://www.rpgexpert.com

The WoW section is here:

http://www.rpgexpert.com/cid_36.html

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John Twernbold - 30 Jun 2004 01:03 GMT
> The Lord of the Rings... The HAX0RRED version...
>
> http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17
> 720

I love it! But what is "sif"? I haven't seen that before.

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Anders Simonsson - 30 Jun 2004 06:27 GMT
>I love it! But what is "sif"? I haven't seen that before.

sif = As if

:)

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David Firewater - 30 Jun 2004 07:10 GMT
"Anders Simonsson" <******.simonsson@bredband.net> wrote in
> >I love it! But what is "sif"? I haven't seen that before.
>
> sif = As if

sif = syphilis;)
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Anders Simonsson - 30 Jun 2004 09:31 GMT
>sif = syphilis;)

sif n00b!  ;)

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JazzMan - 30 Jun 2004 03:49 GMT
> The Lord of the Rings... The HAX0RRED version...
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> http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17720

Too funny!

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Lief - 30 Jun 2004 15:51 GMT
> The Lord of the Rings... The HAX0RRED version...
>
> http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17720
>
> My faves:

**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble
and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"

rofl..classic stuff :p
Paul Catley - 30 Jun 2004 19:27 GMT
> The Lord of the Rings... The HAX0RRED version...
>
> http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17720

My God, "PWN3D" really is a term!  How on earth did that come about?  Is "0WN3D"
so commonplace now that the hAx0ring has had to be HaXoR3d further?

"w3 n33D 2 uP dA HaX0R Fa<T0R"
"eYe N0, L3tZ Y00z DA L3TRZ AFTR dA WuNZ w3 M33N!"
"HS45U JE45!"
"What?"

My favourite:
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**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
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:)

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Anders Simonsson - 30 Jun 2004 20:22 GMT
>My God, "PWN3D" really is a term!  How on earth did that come about?  Is "0WN3D"
>so commonplace now that the hAx0ring has had to be HaXoR3d further?

Appearantly, 'pwn' stems from a genuine spellung error by someone in
Quake IRC or so I've been told.  :D

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- Spyder (AGHL).
Paul Catley - 30 Jun 2004 22:33 GMT
> Appearantly, 'pwn' stems from a genuine spellung error by someone in
> Quake IRC or so I've been told.  :D

That'll never happen in this froup.

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David Firewater - 30 Jun 2004 23:48 GMT
> That'll never happen in this froup.

Oh, I dunno... most people the wrong side of the pond can't spell labour,
harbour, colour, etc.
Surprised it isn't referred to as "frop";)
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Neil Jones - 01 Jul 2004 00:29 GMT
> My God, "PWN3D" really is a term!  How on earth did that come about?  Is
> "0WN3D" so commonplace now that the hAx0ring has had to be HaXoR3d further?

Yeah... look out for pwnz0r3d as well....

> "w3 n33D 2 uP dA HaX0R Fa<T0R"
> "eYe N0, L3tZ Y00z DA L3TRZ AFTR dA WuNZ w3 M33N!"
> "HS45U JE45!"
> "What?"

:::auto sig-catcher on:::

Ker-chingggg!!!

:::auto sig-catcher off:::

My favourite so far:

**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

That's really well done - I wonder if Wild has seen it...

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