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Game Forum / Action Games / Grand Theft Auto / January 2004Lance Vance
I'm pretty sure this guy is a fruit here's proof 1.His name is Lance most sissys nowadays and back then have names like Bruce and Lance 2.Way too flashy even for the 80's 3.Very emotional Check the part where you finish one of the Vercetti Estate missions he calls Tommy and sounds very upset he sounds like he's gonna cry yet more fruity behavior btw this whole was just for grins all though he does act kinda ahem "soft"  Signature"Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool." Lester Bangs "I don't sleep cuz sleeping is the cousin of death" NaS > I'm pretty sure this guy is a fruit here's proof > 1.His name is Lance most sissys nowadays and back then have names like [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > btw this whole was just for grins all though he does act kinda ahem > "soft" Well maybe being voiced by Phillip Michael Thomas (Tubbs on Miami Vice) had something to w/ the way it turned out ;-) > I'm pretty sure this guy is a fruit here's proof > 1.His name is Lance most sissys nowadays and back then have names like [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > btw this whole was just for grins all though he does act kinda ahem > "soft" I want to know where he comes from. Does Sonny Forelli send him or something? Cos he turns out to be pretty mean on the final mission. Btw, In Copland he complains about the crotch of his trousers being too tight. Hmm... I doubt it Lance mate. I doubt it... > I'm pretty sure this guy is a fruit here's proof > 1.His name is Lance most sissys nowadays and back then have names like > Bruce and Lance Bruce is a sissy name? Go tell that to Willis, Springstein, Lee, and Wayne... And as for Lance - Armstrong, Ito... That's all I can think of right now. > 2.Way too flashy even for the 80's Doesn't his white suit come straight out of Miami Vice? Looks like it... > 3.Very emotional Check the part where you finish one of the Vercetti > Estate missions he calls Tommy and sounds very upset he sounds like he's > gonna cry yet more fruity behavior Well, I think he's a little bit drunk at that point, so it can be forgiven... > btw this whole was just for grins all though he does act kinda ahem > "soft" I'd say if anybody in this game is gay, it's the guy running the porn studio. First of all, he wears sweat pants all the time. Also, you see the way he looks Tommy up and down in one of the cut scenes? And that line "Hey, keep the anaconda in the picture. It costs more than you do!" You know what he's looking at... (Then there's the senator in Martha's Mugshot who likes to wear womens' underwear, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything...) Bruce Wayne ?? Batman ?? For that, i would have to go ask Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney. Although he does allow orphaned circus boys to live in his mansion... For that, you would have to ask Michael Jackson :) >> I'm pretty sure this guy is a fruit here's proof >> 1.His name is Lance most sissys nowadays and back then have names like [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] >who likes to wear womens' underwear, but that doesn't necessarily mean >anything...) No self respecting gay man would wear sweat pants. Haven't you seen the TV show 'Queer eye for a straight guy' ? > No self respecting gay man would wear sweat pants. Haven't you seen > the TV show 'Queer eye for a straight guy' ? Yeah but those are New York gays who knows what southern florida gay guys would wear. Signature"Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool." Lester Bangs "I don't sleep cuz sleeping is the cousin of death" NaS > No self respecting gay man would wear sweat pants. Haven't you seen > the TV show 'Queer eye for a straight guy' ? I think back in the 80s they were a little bit less fashion-oriented. Heck, he's even got that moustache... > > No self respecting gay man would wear sweat pants. Haven't you seen > > the TV show 'Queer eye for a straight guy' ? > > I think back in the 80s they were a little bit less fashion-oriented. Heck, > he's even got that moustache... You guys have nothing else better to do with your time? > that line "Hey, keep the anaconda in the picture. It costs more than > you do!" You know what he's looking at... no, there is an Anaconda in the movie he's making. He's talking about that to the actress who is supposed to be sleazing up with the snake. > > that line "Hey, keep the anaconda in the picture. It costs more than > > you do!" You know what he's looking at... > > no, there is an Anaconda in the movie he's making. He's talking about that > to the actress who is supposed to be sleazing up with the snake. I always assumed he was referring to the Sir-Mix-A-Lot definition. I'll have to watch that scene again, I'm pretty sure you can see a guy in there. (Though not his anaconda, of course. The game isn't *quite* that raunchy...) |
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