First of all, I am new here and I really enjoy the game "Grand Theft Auto."
GTA is a great way for to spend my evening hours while my parents watch
crappy reality TV shows in a different room.  My favorite thing about GTA
are the security guards which are known by the acronym PIG or Patrol Invest
Group.  I noticed that there are the PIGs with the funny, Chicago accent and
the PIGs with the southern accent.  I like the Chicago ones because they say
some really funny things like "I'm gonna beat you to a pulp boy."  I also
like going through the Leaf Links' Security thing, punch them, and have them
chase me around for several minutes.  i got them to do some really funny
things like chase me in a car.  A few times, they would go toward the bridge
and go into the water.  Sometimes, they would go the other way and drive
super fast to where the Vice City Mall is.  Patrol Invest Group provides a
lot of the comedy for this game and I can also impersonate the Chicago PIGs
really well.

Also, does anyone notice that there are some of the VC cops that talk like
they're from Canada?  This has been on my mind for months now.  Listen to way
they pronounce their words.  For example, the common "Sir, you must stoap now.
"  I used to enjoy making them chase me and stuff but because I was going
through personal problems, I took the chases too personally and decided to
devote all my games to messing with Patrol Invest Group.  

The girls of VC are really hot too.  I noticed a few of the girls
(prostitutes) talk sound really similiar to the pink power ranger.  My
favorite girl is the one who speaks with a Cuban accent and wears a red skirt.
That's same one a picked up a few times and drove around VC with.  Anyway,
I'll be posting questions and comments about GTA Vice City.  Liberty City was
okay but it's pretty boring and the girls on the game remind me of Felicity
and Julie from her extinct WB drama from eons ago.