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Game Forum / Role Playing Games / Final Fantasy / September 2003A haiku tribute to John Ritter.
once there was this show about two chicks and a dude I bet they did it >once there was this show >about two chicks and a dude >I bet they did it I hope they did do it Any sane man in that situation would Unless Jack Tripper is gay So says Joe Taint: > >once there was this show > >about two chicks and a dude [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Any sane man in that situation would > Unless Jack Tripper is gay That's not a haiku. Jack Tripper was pretending to be gay; that's why he was staying with the two chicks in the first place. I wouldn't do them. They were too 80s. - Avenger Falling asleep through Saint Avenger's post... > I wouldn't do them. They were too 80s. perfect  Signature"If you can't change a tire, you're not allowed to have a beard. It's the most basic part of a car: If you don't know that much about a car, you really shouldn't be driving, should you?" - Jimmy Kimmel http://www.cafeshops.com/creexul.2534632 Owner of Henry Cotter, apparently not the first, http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF- 8&q=author:manofhour%40webtv.net+ Joe Taint <dllord@mediaone.net> said in a deathly whisper...: >>once there was this show >>about two chicks and a dude [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Any sane man in that situation would > Unless Jack Tripper is gay Structure of haiku: five, seven, five syllables over three damn lines. SignatureCrowin' "Discussion of what is on-topic is always on-topic!" - David Bilek * Giver of Netstalker Points. Get yours now: hot, steaming, fresh from the oven! > Joe Taint <dllord@mediaone.net> said in a deathly whisper...: > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > five, seven, five syllables > over three damn lines. Haikus are too short To convey all these idea Oops, ran out of lines. -Homyguy Z > > Joe Taint <dllord@mediaone.net> said in a deathly whisper...: > > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > To convey all these idea > Oops, ran out of lines. Regarding that post The 's' was lost in shipping We will blame RJ. -Homyguy Z "Stilgar, do we have wormsign?" "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Homyguy Z has never seen!" >>>>> once there was this show >>>>> about two chicks and a dude [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > The 's' was lost in shipping > We will blame RJ. Haiku are for gays And stupid Japanophiles Eat a bowl of dicks. SignatureJonathan McArthur NP: nothing / nobody http://www.mp3.com/jonathanmcarthur/ http://sleepydemons.blogspot.com/ >"Stilgar, do we have wormsign?" >"Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Homyguy Z has never [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >And stupid Japanophiles >Eat a bowl of dicks. It's "haikus," plural You stupid Japanophile Speak English, fanboy. Rob Owner of 2501 Netstalker Points awarded by Corwin of Amber, mainly because Atma's just too damn attractive to get away from. Gave 7499 Netstalker Points to Cypher because there's no such thing as a good day on AGFF without JT bashing! Owner of David Watson, rec.arts.anime.misc "This will eat you up. Then you'll die. And then you'll be in a graveyard." --Something Awful, Doom House 2000 "Stilgar, do we have wormsign?" "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Rob Browning has never seen!" >>>>>>> once there was this show >>>>>>> about two chicks and a dude [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > You stupid Japanophile > Speak English, fanboy. You sewer-dwelling, Goat-raping sphincter-magnet. That's you, Rob Browning SignatureJonathan McArthur NP: nothing / nobody http://www.mp3.com/jonathanmcarthur/ http://sleepydemons.blogspot.com/ > "Stilgar, do we have wormsign?" > "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Rob Browning has never [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Goat-raping sphincter-magnet. > That's you, Rob Browning mom, dad, don't fight > "Stilgar, do we have wormsign?" > "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Homyguy Z has never [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > And stupid Japanophiles > Eat a bowl of dicks. You did notice the feeling was mutual regarding haikus. -Homyguy Z So says Homyguy Z: > > "Stilgar, do we have wormsign?" > > "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Homyguy Z has never [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > You did notice 4 syllables. > the feeling was mutual > regarding haikus. The art of haikus is compressing lots of imagery into a small package. Like T.S. Eliot's non-haiku poetry and Ernest Hemingway's prose. Same idea. If you can't say what you want to say in a haiku, then you don't use it, simple as that. - Avenger > So says Homyguy Z: > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > 4 syllables. I keep mistyping my haikus for some reason. That should have been "didn't". > > the feeling was mutual > > regarding haikus. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > can't say what you want to say in a haiku, then you don't use it, simple as > that. I know that. I was being a smartass. -Homyguy Z "Saint Avenger" <aven@agff.ca> said in a deathly whisper...: > So says Homyguy Z: > [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > Same idea. If you can't say what you want to say in a haiku, then you > don't use it, simple as that. Here's a couple of haikus I composed for a local newspaper's pirate haiku contest. (Tomorrow is official "Talk like a pirate," day.) Arrr, let's crash The Edge. Arrr, Arrrrrrrrrr, have one syllable. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is it working? (The Edge is the very slim newspaper column, about 1.5 inches wide, in which the haikus would appear.) and Dank trails follow ships Pirates fear to walk the plank Seven seas? Sewage. SignatureCrowin' "Discussion of what is on-topic is always on-topic!" - David Bilek * Giver of Netstalker Points. Get yours now: hot, steaming, fresh from the oven! Jonathan McArthur wrote On 16 Sep 03 18:08: > "Stilgar, do we have wormsign?" > "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Homyguy Z has never [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > And stupid Japanophiles > Eat a bowl of dicks. You'd love that, I'm sure I don't know why I bother f.ck it, tsucks a.s Signature_____________________________________________________ Zarggg | zarggg at zarggg dot net | KeyID: 0xC00D540D | http://www.zarggg.net/ | ----------------------------------------------------- > Jonathan McArthur wrote On 16 Sep 03 18:08: > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > I don't know why I bother > f.ck it, tsucks a.s Pissing in your drink sh.tting in your happy meal Service with a smile. -Homyguy Z |
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