WHY ARE GIRLS SO F'N CRAZY???? (explain it to me)

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Rob Cypher - 13 May 2007 18:58 GMT

DAMN IT TWICE IN THE PAST WEEK I GOT f.cked BY
GIRLS IN A WAY I DON'T LIKE.

1: I hugged this girl (she was black, with nappy hair). She was
nice in all the right places. I see her 5 mins later, I give her
another hug, she f.cking slaps me in the face!!!!! Then she said
"Don't do that!". Crazy a.s bitch. There's something wrong with
her anyway, her f.cking zipper was halfway down and her pupils
were dilated.

2. I got with another dark-skinned girl. She was 5'10 with C-cup
breasts. I hooked up with her but in the middle of sex I go for the
pussy and find "pole" instead!!! So after 25 or so more minutes I
asked her why she didn't tell me she had a dick and she said
"Well....you're cute and I thought you knew the "T" anyway".
I mean, she was pretty as hell but DAMN, tell a nigga something
y'know?

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MAXdaAXEjd - 13 May 2007 19:01 GMT

> DAMN IT TWICE IN THE PAST WEEK I GOT f.cked BY
> GIRLS IN A WAY I DON'T LIKE.
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> I mean, she was pretty as hell but DAMN, tell a nigga something
> y'know?

hookers?

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Trolli-O String Cheese - 14 May 2007 13:29 GMT

> DAMN IT TWICE IN THE PAST WEEK I GOT f.cked BY
> GIRLS

That's a first, someone on Usenet gets f.cked (sexually) in real life.

> IN A WAY I DON'T LIKE.
>
> 1: I hugged this girl (she was black, with nappy hair). She was
> nice in all the right places. I see her 5 mins later, I give her
> another hug, she f.cking slaps me in the face!!!!!

Nothing wrong with a little of that every now and then :)

> Then she said
> "Don't do that!". Crazy a.s bitch. There's something wrong with
> her anyway, her f.cking zipper was halfway down and her pupils
> were dilated.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

> 2. I got with another dark-skinned girl. She was 5'10 with C-cup
> breasts. I hooked up with her but in the middle of sex I go for the
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> I mean, she was pretty as hell but DAMN, tell a nigga something
> y'know?

Why did you WAIT 25 f.cking MINUTES before GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THERE???!???

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Rob Cypher - 14 May 2007 17:30 GMT

On May 14, 8:29 am, Trolli-O String Cheese <string-che...@yum-yum-
yum.com> wrote:

> > DAMN IT TWICE IN THE PAST WEEK I GOT f.cked BY
> > GIRLS
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
> Why did you WAIT 25 f.cking MINUTES before GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THERE???!???

I don't know. Something about her lips on my dick and an unknown
dosage of Ecstasy.
Otherwise you know I would've been ghost, son!

robcypher.livejournal.com

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Hatchetmama - 17 May 2007 14:56 GMT

>On May 14, 8:29 am, Trolli-O String Cheese <string-che...@yum-yum-
>yum.com> wrote:
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>
>I don't know. Something about her lips on my dick

You mean his lips on your dick.

>and an unknown
>dosage of Ecstasy.
>Otherwise you know I would've been ghost, son!
>
>robcypher.livejournal.com

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