I need help with my penis size. In the toilet restroom guys like to
beat me up because I have an unnaturally large flaccid penis size in
girth and length. When they look over the urinal divider, guys think I
have a stiffey and I'm about to hump them. They beat me up and break my
nose. I'm just trying to take a leak :(
Please help me find a solution. I am straighter than a summer sausage...
Send me a pic and I'll have my doctor take a look at it and get his
advice.
> I need help with my penis size. In the toilet restroom guys like to
> beat me up because I have an unnaturally large flaccid penis size in
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> Please help me find a solution. I am straighter than a summer sausage...
>I need help with my penis size. In the toilet restroom guys like to
>beat me up because I have an unnaturally large flaccid penis size in
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>Please help me find a solution. I am straighter than a summer sausage...
Just lop it off, it'll ~probably~ only hurt for a few seconds, then
all your troubles will be solved.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
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"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
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"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
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"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
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creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
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"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
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givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
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"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
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don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
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"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
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