Dear fellow,
I am Jeek, genious and programmer.
I write sentient programs from basement a.shole of the
place of my home. I have seen your bad poopy dance and
I know exactly where you live, fellow. I haven't been
out of BASEMENT for 1 year and one half because mommy
locked me here but I VISUALIZE using power of GENIOUS
to spot you. My program guide is my sidekick who loves
me not you.
I am writing to tell you, fellow, that with my genious,
I will take your job, your wife, your car, and your
pretty mink jacket for my own possessions. I shall do
with them that which only you wish you could do, for I
am genious.
I just love the things and commandments you may do, but
only I can do them better. What can you do with your 5
inches and bald cap?
Good Nite,
Jeek
Andrey Tarasevich - 18 Oct 2006 00:14 GMT
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My cat's name is Mittens
Bill Reid - 18 Oct 2006 01:09 GMT
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> My cat's name is Mittens
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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jmcgill - 18 Oct 2006 01:37 GMT
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>> My cat's name is Mittens
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> My cat's breath smells like cat food.
My dog's breath smells like the chocolates the cat leaves in the pan.
annika198O - 29 Nov 2006 20:21 GMT
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> >> My cat's name is Mittens
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> > My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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> My dog's breath smells like the chocolates the cat leaves in the pan.
My cat kicks the crap out of my dog.
spironical - 29 Nov 2006 21:20 GMT
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> My cat kicks the crap out of my dog.
MY cat shoots craps with my dog...for gils *on topic*.
Edwyn - 30 Nov 2006 02:27 GMT
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>MY cat shoots craps with my dog...for gils *on topic*.
My parrot programs a series of robotic cybermen that destroys all forms of cat and dog - past, present, future AND spaghetti-o's.
tatto0_2000@yahoo.com - 30 Nov 2006 06:53 GMT
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> MY cat shoots craps with my dog...for gils *on topic*.
Perhaps I watched too much movies and this thread looks like a secret
agent is delivering a secret message to somebody.
Keith Thompson - 30 Nov 2006 07:37 GMT
[...]
> Perhaps I watched too much movies and this thread looks like a secret
> agent is delivering a secret message to somebody.
Perhaps you'd consider dropping comp.lang.c from this thread.
Thank you.

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Skull Crushing Ramen Machine - 30 Nov 2006 03:43 GMT
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> > My cat's name is Mittens
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> My cat's breath smells like cat food.
My cat's breath smeals like the cock.

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spironical - 30 Nov 2006 04:34 GMT
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> My cat's breath smeals like the cock.
My cat is calling the SPCA on that psycho cock.
Ash666 - 30 Nov 2006 06:04 GMT
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> My cat's breath smeals like the cock.
I'm a registered sex offender in the state of California.

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Leslie Kis-Adam - 30 Nov 2006 16:28 GMT
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> I'm a registered sex offender in the state of California.
I guess He meant rooster with the word cock.

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Laszlo Kis-Adam or even
Kis-Ádám László
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Skull Crushing Ramen Machine - 30 Nov 2006 17:20 GMT
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> >>>> My cat's name is Mittens
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> I guess He meant rooster with the word cock.
Last I checked, cats like to eat birds.

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spironical - 10 Dec 2006 19:13 GMT
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> Ash666 - "Tomorrow is another day. Damn."
Phttt. Thats nada. I've been led to believe that three quarters of the
males, and half the female residents of Cali. are registered sex
offenders. *best topic here in years*
MQ - 30 Nov 2006 04:41 GMT
> Dear fellow,
> I just love the things and commandments you may do, but
> only I can do them better. What can you do with your 5
> inches and bald cap?
And where in the C standard is there any mention of 5 inches. Size is
completely platform-dependant. This is off-topic.
goose - 01 Dec 2006 10:16 GMT
> Dear fellow,
<snipped>
> I am writing to tell you, fellow, that with my genious,
> I will take your job, your wife, your car, and your
> pretty mink jacket for my own possessions.
To be perfectly honest, that's actually a much better
proposal *for me* than a divorce, as *you* let me keep the
house.
If you think this through, you'll find that you will lose all
that and more when, after taking the wife, she divorces you
*and* takes all *your* possessions away.
Man, I just hate sloppy thinkers :-)
goose,
Happily Married