Once upon a time jonny5 decided to write:

If you keep dying maybe you should level up a bit.

ok i got challenge for ya...LEARN f.cking ENGLISH!

o_O

...oh your God, I know foreign born RETARDS with a better grasp of the
English language.  I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but the way
you type makes you sound like some kind of a spastically hormonal,
angst ridden, tweenage muppet f.ck whose parents gave up on you and
decided to use the Internet as a babysitter.

I know some people in this thread have already wasted their time in
trying to explain GameFAQs to you...but I mean what's the point, as
f.cking retarded as you present yourself you obviously don't have the
cognitive capability to actually READ and COMPREHEND.  A spazy lil
coat hanger fumble like yourself is just lookin for instant
gratification.  In your dream world the game would play itself from
start to finish without you ever having to put any more effort than a
few fingering explorations of your nasal cavity.

Now run along, Junior.  Go and tell mommy about how you got raped
online with your Jesus killing stupidity.  She'll change yer training
panties and make you some chocolate milk, then you can play pretend
and imagine yourself 'winning teh intraweb'.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the f.ck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )