I went over my friends house to play Madden football and he threw in Final
Fantasy X-2 so I could show him how to capture chocobos correctly. I went
and captured one for him to show him how it's done, I had to turn the battle
speed down he had it too high and they were escaping too quickly. I handed
him the controller and said go ahead and capture one. He encountered one
with a monster, went to kill the monster but screwed up and selected the
chocobo by accident. He was at a high level so the chocobo died. I said
whoops and looked at him and was amazed to see him crying. The motherf..ker 
was crying because he accidently killed a chocobo. I couldn't believe it, a
26 year old "man" crying because he killed an oversized bird in a video
game. I just started laughing and walked out of his apartment and went home.
It's 6 hours later and I'm still laughing.