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Onideus Mad Hatter - 05 May 2006 15:03 GMT
I was organizing the game section of my data archive yesterday when I
stumbled upon this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/chocograph.jpg

And I was just like, "Fer f.ck sake, that's just killing Jesus all
over the place right there!"

So then without even thinking about it I just started buildin nyah:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/FF9_Guide/

It's only about 40% done, but it's a vast improvement upon that ripe
lil sh.t cake that was molesting 100 Kilobytes of my glorious hard
drive space.  I dunno if I'll go ahead and finish it now or just stick
it in teh ever growing "project box" folder, where I keep all my
unfinished projects.  I suppose if there's enough interest I'll finish
it up within the month.  I STILL need to get around to finishing teh
new CB site though:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/care-bears/

*sigh*...Care Bears just aren't very interesting at the moment
though...I think I'll put it off for another 2 or 3 months.

I am the GOD of procrastination!  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
ironcorona - 05 May 2006 15:41 GMT
> I was organizing the game section of my data archive yesterday when I
> stumbled upon this:
[quoted text clipped - 66 lines]
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Uuuuum.  alt... dot... html!  It's all in the name really.

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Brian Mays - 05 May 2006 15:43 GMT
> Uuuuum.  alt... dot... html!  It's all in the name really.

Let's try this.
Onideus Mad Hatter - 05 May 2006 15:44 GMT
>> I was organizing the game section of my data archive yesterday when I
>> stumbled upon this:
[quoted text clipped - 68 lines]
>
>Uuuuum.  alt... dot... html!  It's all in the name really.

Hey look everybody, it's Captain Obvious!  Here's a free cl00 for
ya...I post wherever the f.ck I like, whenever the f.ck I please
to...if you don't like it, feel free to shut yourself the f.ck up and
put on some blinders so the rest of Usenet doesn't have to be exposed
to your incredible f.cking idiocy.  HTH!    ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
ironcorona - 05 May 2006 15:50 GMT
>>> I was organizing the game section of my data archive yesterday when I
>>> stumbled upon this:
[quoted text clipped - 120 lines]
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

ha ha ha ha ha.  troll.

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Brian Mays - 05 May 2006 15:54 GMT
> ha ha ha ha ha.  troll.

:-)
Onideus Mad Hatter - 05 May 2006 15:59 GMT
>ha ha ha ha ha.  troll.

Boy they sure are breeding n00b.jobs DUMB over in alt.html these days.

This doofy lil gotard has only been posting to Usenet for about a
month:
http://tinyurl.com/l83ax

Hey Ironyboi, you shouldn't type...it makes you look stupid.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
blm - 05 May 2006 16:08 GMT
> >ha ha ha ha ha.  troll.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Hey Ironyboi, you shouldn't type...it makes you look stupid.

He sure is funny :-)
ironcorona - 05 May 2006 16:18 GMT
>> ha ha ha ha ha.  troll.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Hey Ironyboi, you shouldn't type...it makes you look stupid.

Dear oh dear. Where does this anger come from?  You posted something
wildly off topic.

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Brian Mays - 05 May 2006 16:24 GMT
> Dear oh dear. Where does this anger come from?  You posted something
> wildly off topic.

In order to be properly processed, I'll translate this for you:

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Onideus Mad Hatter - 05 May 2006 16:31 GMT
>>> ha ha ha ha ha.  troll.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>Dear oh dear. Where does this anger come from?

...oh boy, looks like we got another wayward RL who got all f.cked up
and lost on dat great big 'ol scary Usenet.  Free cl00, Kiddo, we
Netters...we don't get angry...eight shades of a.s blistering reality
coupled with a few sharp bitch slaps of hard, biting sarcasm, sure,
but never angry.

>You posted something wildly off topic.

What the f.ck do you think this is, Junior?  Some dribbling, tweenage
muppet f.ck Webbie blogger board?  Wake the f.ck up, kid, this is
Usenet, there's no such thing as "off topic".  If you can't deal, go
retard back onto the www and find yerself a nice Webbie forum with
moderators that can wipe your a.s for you and make all those "hard"
decisions for you about what you should and should not be reading.

Or, you can continue to flail about in frustration over your inability
to control what I post and to what froups, the choice is yours, for
entertainment sake I hope you choose the later though.  Now dance,
puppet, DANCE!  Muwahahaha!  `, D

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
blm - 05 May 2006 16:36 GMT
Kim André Akerø - 05 May 2006 17:18 GMT
> > > ha ha ha ha ha.  troll.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> Dear oh dear. Where does this anger come from?  You posted something
> wildly off topic.

Don't bother replying to him. He appears to be a Flame Warrior:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/jerk.htm

I'm about to bozo-bin him for the nth time.

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Onideus Mad Hatter - 05 May 2006 17:37 GMT
>Don't bother replying to him. He appears to be a Flame Warrior:
>http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/jerk.htm

Wow, boy ya know that sh.t was old like...a DECADE ago.  *rolls eyes*
Seriously, just because you're a talentless rim job with no creativity
or imagination doesn't mea-er, no I guess that does pretty much
explains it.

BTW I love your "website", Kimmy:
http://www.betadome.com/main/

*snicker*

I especially like the part about where you claim to offer "website
design"...and it's like...um...you don't even have *A* design, let
alone any examples of such which might persuade a potential customer
into actually paying you:

Web design base package (4 pages) $   491.21
Additional web page $   65.49
Website programming, per hour $   81.87
Single web page update $   49.12
Year subscription of web page update, per web page $   818.69
Copyright transferral $   1 146.16

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I mean, really, who the f.ck do you think yer
kidding, Bumbles?  And what exactly is "Copyright transferral"?  LOL

Wait, wait it gets even FUNNIER!

http://www.betadome.com/about/

*Hatter nearly dies laughing*

You couldn't even edit that to make it more funny and insulting.  ^_^

And dontcha just LOVE how his website is called "Betadome Digital
Media"?  Even if you manage to get past the hilarity of "Betadome",
*snicker*, you suddenly realize that "Digital Media" is apparently
just a clever name seeing as how he doesn't offer, nor does he
actually even HAVE any "digital media"...LOL...I love this fuckin
doorknob, he's even funnier than that stupid n00b.job complaining
about off topic posts on Usenet...he, he, he...

>I'm about to bozo-bin him for the nth time.

You make sure your blinders are on EXTRA tight this time, we wouldn't
want your stupid a.s reading and replying to any of my posts, now
would we?    ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Kim André Akerø - 05 May 2006 19:48 GMT
> > Don't bother replying to him. He appears to be a Flame Warrior:
> > http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/jerk.htm
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> *snicker*

*sigh*

I feel the need to respond, just to get things in the clear.

Sure, the reference of "Flame Warriors" is "old", but it's people like
you who create the need to keep such terms and descriptions alive.

> I especially like the part about where you claim to offer "website
> design"...and it's like...um...you don't even have A design, let
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I mean, really, who the f.ck do you think yer
> kidding, Bumbles?  And what exactly is "Copyright transferral"?  LOL

Websites created (designed) by my company will have the footer "Design
and layout (C) Betadome Digital Media", along with the year it was
designed and a link back to the company's website. A clause in the
contract says that they cannot make design/layout changes or remove the
footer without involving my company. "Copyright transferral" transfers
the copyright to the client, and allows him/her to be free to do what
they want with the design and layout on their own.

Granted, the website you see was created three years ago. I've been
involved in better designs later on, but a new design for my own
business is on my to-do list.

> Wait, wait it gets even FUNNIER!
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> You couldn't even edit that to make it more funny and insulting.  ^_^

And just what is so funny and insulting about that page? I'm just being
100% honest about being self-employed in this business and who I am.
Posting my nickname and a link to my personal website just points in
the direction that I don't have anything to hide, in terms of opinions
and posts. I'm offering potential customers a chance to know who
they'll be dealing with.

> And dontcha just LOVE how his website is called "Betadome Digital
> Media"?  Even if you manage to get past the hilarity of "Betadome",
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> doorknob, he's even funnier than that stupid n00b.job complaining
> about off topic posts on Usenet...he, he, he...

"Betadome" was defined after hours of brainstorming to find a unique
business name. "Digital Media" was added to reflect the current and
future services offered by my business. In fact "digital media" can be
defined as high as High-Definition video productions, or as low as an
online presence, which, in turn, can translate to website storage or a
designed webpage.

To turn things around, I was also thinking about your own presence.
What is "Backwater Productions", anyway? I'm almost seeing someone
sitting in a swamp with a wooden computer he built himself 10 years ago
from scraps he found in a dumpster somewhere.

And who in their right mind would hire someone who poses himself as
crazy (the image of the Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland comes to
mind).

> > I'm about to bozo-bin him for the nth time.
>
> You make sure your blinders are on EXTRA tight this time, we wouldn't
> want your stupid a.s reading and replying to any of my posts, now
> would we?    ^_^

"About to" means that I'm considering it, giving someone way too much a
chance to prove they can improve.

In your case, I'm afraid all hope is lost.

Speaking of stupid a.ses, I'll quote you from further up the thread:
> I post wherever the f.ck I like, whenever the f.ck I please
> to...if you don't like it, feel free to shut yourself the f.ck up and
> put on some blinders so the rest of Usenet doesn't have to be exposed
> to your incredible f.cking idiocy.

Thing is, "wherever the f.ck [you] like" defeats the defining purpose
of having the Usenet newsgroup hierarch.

I'm reading this at "alt.html", which means topics regarding "HTML" is
considered "on-topic". I also see you're keeping this thread going in
"alt.design.graphics" and "alt.games.final-fantasy", among others,
regardless of the fact that this thread has had nothing to do with
either graphics design or the Final Fantasy game series as of yet. Now
who's showing their idiocy? I'm sure major parts of "the rest of
Usenet" disagrees with you almost all of the time.

What is the basis of the "wherever the f.ck [you] like, whenever the
f.ck [you] like" claim? Free speech? IMO, free speech also includes the
responsibility of knowing when to keep your mouth shut in respect of
others. You, however, present yourself as a self-absorbed person who
couldn't care less what other people think, and only start a thread for
a refill on your own ego, and to condescend anyone who answers your
posts.

Frankly, I'm not kf'ing you quite yet, as I'm very curious about what
kind of garbage you manage to churn out from the tip of your fingers in
reply to this post (see, when I do it, I only condescend those who
condescend me or others).

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onideus@gmail.com - 05 May 2006 20:30 GMT
> To turn things around, I was also thinking about your own presence.
> What is "Backwater Productions", anyway? I'm almost seeing someone
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> crazy (the image of the Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland comes to
> mind).

Lay off my web site.  I'm teh light years ahead of you.  Teh site w@s
constructed in 1982.  Noob.

--

Onideus Maid Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my dreams."

"I have realized the error of my ways...and that I've been typing a g
for an f
in the word 'groups'."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how uncreative you are."

"People are pretty high on me if they think that
whatever they say actually is read by me."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Mimic - 05 May 2006 22:07 GMT
>> To turn things around, I was also thinking about your own presence.
>> What is "Backwater Productions", anyway? I'm almost seeing someone
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> -------------
> "I'm not a professional."

LOL

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Kim André Akerø - 06 May 2006 01:23 GMT
> > To turn things around, I was also thinking about your own presence.
> > What is "Backwater Productions", anyway? I'm almost seeing someone
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Lay off my web site.  I'm teh light years ahead of you.  Teh site w@s
> constructed in 1982.  Noob.

Well, I made that comment even without looking at your website. And
what site was created in 1982? Backwater-productions.net? Not likely,
since the domain name was registered in 2003, and the site is entirely
in Flash 8, which, btw, makes the site completely off-topic even for
alt.html.

I also see one major mistake you've made. You're using
backwater-productions.net, while backwater-productions.com is still up
for grabs. That means anyone can register it and point it towards their
own website. How's that for business practices, mr. Moulton?

The terms "teh" and "noob" as well as the "AOLer speak" hints towards
your age to be in the vicinity of 13-16 (at least your mental age, and
even then I think I might be giving you too much credit), and you
probably haven't been many years on the Internet, considering the
history of the Internet and the World Wide Web is an unknown subject
for you[1]; I'd say about four or five years.

> "I'm not a professional."

You've already proven that.

[1] The first website explained what the WWW was, how to get a browser,
and how to set up a web server, and was created in August 1991.

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Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 May 2006 03:44 GMT
>> Lay off my web site.  I'm teh light years ahead of you.  Teh site w@s
>> constructed in 1982.  Noob.

>Well, I made that comment even without looking at your website. And
>what site was created in 1982? Backwater-productions.net? Not likely,
>since the domain name was registered in 2003,

Hey, MORON, who the f.ck are you replying to?  LOL, what a stupid
goober, only someone as DUMB as you could possible fall for such a
bitch slapping obvious forgery.

>and the site is entirely in Flash 8,

Uh, no, actually it's not, Stupid.  In fact there a whole f.cking
plain HTML fall back version in case a potential user doesn't have
Flash or doesn't have Javascript enabled.

>which, btw, makes the site completely off-topic even for
>alt.html.

How so, Downs?  I mean, you DO know that you can use HTML WITHIN Flash
documents, right?  LOL, how the f.ck do you think my blog works, you
dribbling idiot?

>I also see one major mistake you've made. You're using
>backwater-productions.net, while backwater-productions.com is still up
>for grabs.

...and?

>That means anyone can register it and point it towards their
>own website.

...and?

>How's that for business practices, mr. Moulton?

Considering that I don't actually OWN a business...pretty good.  It
wouldn't make much sense to register a .com when I don't own a
company, Bumbles.

>The terms "teh" and "noob" as well as the "AOLer speak"

...there's no such thing as "AOLer speak", both "teh" and "n00b" are
both forms of Usenet slang.  As f.cking retarded as you are, it
obviously skipped you that English is an ADAPTABLE language, meaning
it is not written in stone and pretty much anyone can come along and
make any sort of changes they like.  If said changes get picked and
circulated, they then become a part of the language.  If you don't
like it, feel free to log the f.ck off Usenet and go retard back to
the real world where you belong, Trainable.

>hints towards
>your age to be in the vicinity of 13-16 (at least your mental age, and
>even then I think I might be giving you too much credit), and you
>probably haven't been many years on the Internet, considering the
>history of the Internet and the World Wide Web is an unknown subject
>for you[1]; I'd say about four or five years.

Oh hey, guess what?  It's time for you look like an idiot!

...again.

http://tinyurl.com/qzqu6

LOL

I have posts archived in Google that probably date back to when you
were still suckin on yer moms lopsided tit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Rob Browning - 06 May 2006 19:01 GMT
>> > To turn things around, I was also thinking about your own presence.
>> > What is "Backwater Productions", anyway? I'm almost seeing someone
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
>[1] The first website explained what the WWW was, how to get a browser,
>and how to set up a web server, and was created in August 1991.

God, I can't believe people like this still exist, especially on
Usenet.  Did Internet creator Al Gore push to have them added to the
Endangered Species List or something?

Rob
ploovTeHSPaeMBLoKuR@charter.net

Signature

Owner of 2501 Netstalker Points awarded by Corwin of Amber, mainly
because Atma's just too damn attractive to get away from.

Gave 7499 Netstalker Points to Cypher because there's no such thing as
a good day on AGFF without JT bashing!

Owner of David Watson, rec.arts.anime.misc

"If you're like me you haven't had a native born doctor since your
pediatrician, but with the way things have been going Johns Hopkins
is going to be opening franchises in Beijing and Calcutta. You're
going to have Indian dudes cracking jokes about their crazy-talking
American doctor, Paul Smith. There will be a class full of Chinese
kids scratching their heads as Jennifer Johnson tries to teach them
quantum physics. Why can't she just learn to speak Chinese?"
--Zack Parsons, Something Awful (April 3, 2006)

Onideus Mad Hatter - 08 May 2006 00:13 GMT
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> > Lay off my web site.  I'm teh light years ahead of you.  Teh site w@s
> > constructed in 1982.  Noob.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> in Flash 8, which, btw, makes the site completely off-topic even for
> alt.html.

When it comes to my delusions, one shouldn't bother me with the
inconvenience of facts as they'll only serve to complicate my hopeless
little life.

You think I don't know you can't use much HTML in Flash 8?  That it's
at an HMTL 1.0 standard?

> I also see one major mistake you've made. You're using
> backwater-productions.net, while backwater-productions.com is still up
> for grabs. That means anyone can register it and point it towards their
> own website. How's that for business practices, mr. Moulton?

I own my own business...I got fired from DQ for my inflammatory
comments here though!  Little buggers ratted me out!!!

> The terms "teh" and "noob" as well as the "AOLer speak" hints towards
> your age to be in the vicinity of 13-16 (at least your mental age, and
> even then I think I might be giving you too much credit), and you
> probably haven't been many years on the Internet, considering the
> history of the Internet and the World Wide Web is an unknown subject
> for you

Tsch, tsch, tsch...of course, you've spent MOST of the last 4 days on
Usenet obsessing over everything me, so I guess it's not that big of a
surprise.

--

Onideus Maid Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm less than unprofessional."

"The more I learn the more I'm martyring my dreams."

"I say things that feed my delusions of grandeur."

"Groups...froups...what's the difference?  I communicate with society
how I'd like...if they can't communicate with me they need to CATCH UP!
There ARE NO STANDARDS"

"People are pretty high on me if they think that whatever they say
actually is read by me."

"I have no idea what design is, that's why I constantly ask people to
define it to me."

"Drew is someone I wish I could amount to 1/10th of."

"How sad that I'm such a poor judge of style that I can't even properly
gauge the artistic worth of my own efforts."

"Accessibility?  Usability?  What language are you speaking, Junior?
There are no standards!"

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"

"Famous last words...I use Flash for EVERYTHING."

  `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter - 08 May 2006 00:26 GMT
<snip>

You know, if you're going to try and forge someone...at least exercise
enough intelligence NOT to do it through fuckin Google groups...the
WebTV of Usenet...LOL...

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter - 08 May 2006 03:03 GMT
> You know,

Boring.  Feeling the burn yet, old man?
Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 May 2006 03:31 GMT
>> > Don't bother replying to him. He appears to be a Flame Warrior:
>> > http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/jerk.htm

>> Wow, boy ya know that sh.t was old like...a DECADE ago.  *rolls eyes*
>> Seriously, just because you're a talentless rim job with no creativity
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>>
>> *snicker*

>*sigh*
>
>I feel the need to respond, just to get things in the clear.

Oh boy, poor dribbling little Bumbles just can't figure out how to
shut himself the f.ck up.  Honestly, are blinders REALLY that
difficult to put on?

>Sure, the reference of "Flame Warriors" is "old", but it's people like
>you who create the need to keep such terms and descriptions alive.

Actually stupid fuckin RLs and Webbies like you that keep such idiocy
going.  Netters like me...well, we're a lil more evolved than your
brand of idiocy.

>> I especially like the part about where you claim to offer "website
>> design"...and it's like...um...you don't even have A design, let
>> alone any examples of such which might persuade a potential customer
>> into actually paying you:

>> Web design base package (4 pages) $   491.21
>> Additional web page $   65.49
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I mean, really, who the f.ck do you think yer
>> kidding, Bumbles?  And what exactly is "Copyright transferral"?  LOL

>Websites created (designed) by my company will have the footer "Design
>and layout (C) Betadome Digital Media", along with the year it was
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>the copyright to the client, and allows him/her to be free to do what
>they want with the design and layout on their own.

...so then why would they have you build them a website?  I mean,
again, are you stupid?  Why would a potential client go with you when
you're going to charge them an extra $1,000+ dollars for the
"privilege" of not being directly associated with you or your goofy
a.s "website".

>Granted, the website you see was created three years ago. I've been
>involved in better designs later on, but a new design for my own
>business is on my to-do list.

You know Bumbles...there are only two kinds of people on the
net...those who produce...and those who run at the fuckin mouth.
You...yer runnin at the fuckin mouth.  I mean, either you've got sites
and you got em up...or yer just talkin sh.t.  *shrugs*  Which is it?

>> Wait, wait it gets even FUNNIER!
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>>
>> You couldn't even edit that to make it more funny and insulting.  ^_^

>And just what is so funny and insulting about that page?

Um, gee, I wonder what it could be...LOL...you know if you're going to
put a picture of yourself on your website...do better than a
webcam...and try not to look like some doofy, middle aged, comic book
fan boi.

>I'm just being
>100% honest about being self-employed in this business and who I am.

The real truth is you don't have any real clients and you never will.

>Posting my nickname and a link to my personal website just points in
>the direction that I don't have anything to hide, in terms of opinions
>and posts. I'm offering potential customers a chance to know who
>they'll be dealing with.

After skimming your price list I'm sure they'll have all the info they
need to know about you, Bumbles.

>> And dontcha just LOVE how his website is called "Betadome Digital
>> Media"?  Even if you manage to get past the hilarity of "Betadome",
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>> doorknob, he's even funnier than that stupid n00b.job complaining
>> about off topic posts on Usenet...he, he, he...

>"Betadome" was defined after hours of brainstorming to find a unique
>business name.

...oh the sad.

>"Digital Media" was added to reflect the current and
>future services offered by my business.

...except for the small overlooked fact that YOU DON'T OFFER ANY
DIGITAL MEDIA SERVICES...you fuckin doorknob.

>In fact "digital media" can be
>defined as high as High-Definition video productions, or as low as an
>online presence, which, in turn, can translate to website storage or a
>designed webpage.

It's nice to see you quibbling for justification, but the bottom line
is that you're a dumbass and you just though it "sounded cool" and so
you tacked it onto the end of yer crappy business name.

>To turn things around, I was also thinking about your own presence.

Son, you're not in ANY position to be trying to critique *MY* work,
I'm one of the most bad a.s web developers on the fuckin planet.

>What is "Backwater Productions", anyway? I'm almost seeing someone
>sitting in a swamp with a wooden computer he built himself 10 years ago
>from scraps he found in a dumpster somewhere.

If my website looked like yours that might be the impression that
potential clients would get, however my primary website is eight
shades of f.cking your mother with a broken broom handle...sideways.

>And who in their right mind would hire someone who poses himself as
>crazy (the image of the Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland comes to
>mind).

Unlike you, I don't need to rely on my persona or any other doofy
gimmicks to try and get customers...I have skill.  You might want to
think about getting some.   ^_^

>> > I'm about to bozo-bin him for the nth time.

>> You make sure your blinders are on EXTRA tight this time, we wouldn't
>> want your stupid a.s reading and replying to any of my posts, now
>> would we?    ^_^

>"About to" means that I'm considering it, giving someone way too much a
>chance to prove they can improve.
>
>In your case, I'm afraid all hope is lost.

You can shut yourself the f.ck up and quit reading and replying ANY
time you like, Bumbles, there's no need for you to posture your
idiocy.  I mean, what the f.ck do *I* care what YOUR reading or
replying to?  Yer just some fuckin nobody, Bumbles.  You have zero
skill, you're boring, you have no creativity and currently the only
thing you're good for is setting your failed life up as a canvas for
me to rip out some word art on.

>Speaking of stupid a.ses, I'll quote you from further up the thread:
>> I post wherever the f.ck I like, whenever the f.ck I please
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>Thing is, "wherever the f.ck [you] like" defeats the defining purpose
>of having the Usenet newsgroup hierarch.

Well feel free to write to your congressman and tell him all about how
dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter is ruining yer whole Usenet experience...or,
like I said, shut yourself the f.ck up.  Seriously, whose holding a
gun to your stupid head and forcing you to read and reply to my every
post?

>I'm reading this at "alt.html", which means topics regarding "HTML" is
>considered "on-topic".

...so what are you doing in alt.html then?  LOL...boy I bet that goes
right on over yer pointed lil head.

>I also see you're keeping this thread going in
>"alt.design.graphics" and "alt.games.final-fantasy", among others,
>regardless of the fact that this thread has had nothing to do with
>either graphics design or the Final Fantasy game series as of yet.

Um, f.cking hello, did you even READ the original post, Dumbass?

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/FF9_Guide/

DUM DUM DUM DUM!

Boy that sure looks like a guide for a Final Fantasy game and those
sure look like original graphics to me.

Not to mention the fact that all teh froups in teh group line are all
my "home froups" or base posting territory, meaning that, again, your
DUMBASS is more than welcome to figure out those oh so complicated
filters so you can learn to SHUT YOURSELF THE f.ck UP.

>Now who's showing their idiocy? I'm sure major parts of "the rest of
>Usenet" disagrees with you almost all of the time.

Oh boy, Bumbles is retarding back into the sheep mentality for support
already.

>What is the basis of the "wherever the f.ck [you] like, whenever the
>f.ck [you] like" claim? Free speech? IMO, free speech also includes the
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>a refill on your own ego, and to condescend anyone who answers your
>posts.

Okay, let's try it ONE more time:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Usenet_Filters.jpg

>Frankly, I'm not kf'ing you quite yet, as I'm ve<COCK SLAP>

Look, kid, you can be a f.cking MORON all you like, but don't try
justifying it to me, mmmkay?  Cause I don't give a f.ck what you think
you are or are not doing.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Onideus Maid Hatter - 05 May 2006 21:27 GMT
> Dear oh dear. Where does this anger come from?  You posted something
> wildly off topic.

I just want teh love for my map...I NEED teh love
THERE ARE NO STANDARDS

--

Onideus Maid Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my dreams."

"I say almost as much as one hand clapping."

"Whenever the world learns that I just want to be loeved I'll get off
the (g)roups."

"People are pretty high on me if they think that whatever they say
actually is read by me."

"Bubble, Bubble said the Hare. The Tortoise outran me everywhere. So
the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to
their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible
it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads
off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little
minds...http://www.backwater-productions.net/'."

"How sad that I'm such a poor judge of style that I can't even properly
gauge the artistic worth of my own efforts."

"Accessibility?  Usability?  What language are you speaking, Junior?
There are no standards!"

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"

"Famous last words...I use Flash for EVERYTHING."

  `, )
Mimic - 05 May 2006 22:08 GMT
>> Dear oh dear. Where does this anger come from?  You posted something
>> wildly off topic.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Hatter Quotes

Worked out how to use usenet this time huh? ;)

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Help Stop Spam - www.hidemyemail.net

"I have come to realise that, only in death, will I find true perfection."

UprightCitizen - 05 May 2006 18:38 GMT
NOBODY CARES It's POINTLESS Your website SUCKS It has NO SEMBLANCE OF
COHESION You have NO design skills IF YOU STOPPED WASTING YOUR TIME POSTING
THESE STUPID-MORONIC-IDIOTIC MESSAGES YOU'D HAVE MORE TIME TO DEVOTE TO
LEARNING REAL DESIGN  Give It Up or GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR a.s or If
you're just doing this as a BIG JOKE then KEEP IT UP, Your shitty website is
most certainly getting a lot of laughs but not in a good way for you....

> I was organizing the game section of my data archive yesterday when I
> stumbled upon this:
[quoted text clipped - 66 lines]
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
ThePsyko - 05 May 2006 18:58 GMT
> NOBODY CARES It's POINTLESS Your website SUCKS It has NO SEMBLANCE OF
> COHESION You have NO design skills IF YOU STOPPED WASTING YOUR TIME
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Your shitty website is most certainly getting a lot of laughs but not
> in a good way for you....

holy sh.t.. rant much?

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Public Enemy #7

UprightCitizen - 05 May 2006 20:19 GMT
> holy sh.t.. rant much?

What makes you think that?
Mimic - 05 May 2006 21:04 GMT
>> NOBODY CARES It's POINTLESS Your website SUCKS It has NO SEMBLANCE OF
>> COHESION You have NO design skills IF YOU STOPPED WASTING YOUR TIME
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> holy sh.t.. rant much?

I liked that one myself :P

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Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 May 2006 04:01 GMT
Hey look at me, I'm a top poasting idiot like UptightShitPants!

LOL

...is it wrong to mock the stupid?

>NOBODY CARES

Not even ONE post and you've already started retarding back into the
sheeple mentality for support.  Tsch, tsch, tsch...you are a very sad
little man.

>It's POINTLESS

You certainly do scream a lot...it doesn't really make you look like
any less of a f.cking idiot though...I'm just sayin.

>Your website SUCKS

Which website are you referring to exactly?  And hey, for websites
that suck I seem to be doin pretty damn well:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/BW_Usage_March_2006.png

By the end of the year I'll probably be clockin around a quarter
million visitors a month.  He, he, he...what the f.ck have you got,
Junior?  You couldn't even fuckin DREAM of contending against my level
of skill.

>It has NO SEMBLANCE OF COHESION

RANDOM PHRASES THAT PROVE NOTHING

He, he, he...you sure post funny...stupid, but funny.

>You have NO design skills

First why don't you define "design skills", then why don't you try
taking just ONE of my sites and then see if you can't formulate an
ACTUAL critique of the design, being sure to tell us all the "right"
way to design it.

Oh hey, this is where you get to look EXTRA stupid!    ^_^

> IF YOU STOPPED WASTING YOUR TIME POSTING
>THESE STUPID-MORONIC-IDIOTIC MESSAGES YOU'D HAVE MORE TIME TO DEVOTE TO
>LEARNING REAL DESIGN

"REAL" design, huh?  Like what?  Let's see some links to this "REAL"
design of yours!    *snicker*

>Give It Up or GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR a.s or If
>you're just doing this as a BIG JOKE then KEEP IT UP, Your shitty website is
>most certainly getting a lot of laughs but not in a good way for you....

Have you ever noticed how REDUNDANT people get when they HAVE NO
ARGUMENTS...LOL...

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
UprightCitizen - 06 May 2006 04:59 GMT
Took you long enough

> Hey look at me, I'm a top poasting idiot like UptightShitPants!
>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> Which website are you referring to exactly?  And hey, for websites
> that suck I seem to be doin pretty damn well:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/BW_Usage_March_2006.png

> By the end of the year I'll probably be clockin around a quarter
> million visitors a month.  He, he, he...what the f.ck have you got,
[quoted text clipped - 76 lines]
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 May 2006 06:14 GMT
>Took you long enough

When *I* choose to use your idiocy as a canvas for my word art
shouldn't be a concern of yours, you pathetic f.cking Hatter addict.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
UprightCitizen - 06 May 2006 05:07 GMT
> First why don't you define "design skills", then why don't you try
> taking just ONE of my sites and then see if you can't formulate an
> ACTUAL critique of the design, being sure to tell us all the "right"
> way to design it.

Oh I'm sorry. Here is all I can suggest: Take your web site, douse it in
gasoline, burn it bury it and forget it ever existed.
Mimic - 05 May 2006 20:57 GMT
> I was organizing the game section of my data archive yesterday when I
> stumbled upon this:
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> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹

Personally if I'm after a  gaming map, I want an img, something quick
and clean, no fuckign around with buttons. However....

having said that, I have been VERY impressed with this:

http://www.gtasanandreas.net/sam/

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Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 May 2006 04:07 GMT
>Personally if I'm after a  gaming map, I want an img, something quick
>and clean, no fuckign around with buttons. However....
>
>having said that, I have been VERY impressed with this:
>
>http://www.gtasanandreas.net/sam/

The interface is pretty horrid though, especially with the zooming
in/out bits.  It also doesn't fit completely on a res of 1024x768,
which makes it even more bothersome.  That's not to say the design I
came up with is perfect (hot spots should definitely be bigger), it's
just something I slapped together in an hour.  Originally I was just
going to make a few solid images, but then I thought, "Oooh, what if I
make an interactive game guide, that'd be kinda new and different."
Plus it was also good practice making the lil blue view screen...fun
too.    ^_^

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Raist - 05 May 2006 21:50 GMT
> I was organizing the game section of my data archive yesterday when I
> stumbled upon this:
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> unfinished projects.  I suppose if there's enough interest I'll finish
> it up within the month.  

<snip>

Eh, I haven't played FF myself... The map looks pretty cool, but if I
was going to be referring to it from time to time as I was gaming, I
think the intro page would irritate me. Maybe make it shorter (like 1
second).  Already on my second visit, I was thinking "Come on, Hurry
up!" Yeah, I guess that makes me impatient :o)

R.
Numb Natural One - 07 May 2006 13:40 GMT
> I wa

Typical usenet k00k groups.  Am I supposed to care?

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Onideus Mad Hatter - 07 May 2006 15:30 GMT
>Typic<COCK SLAP>

I can't understand you when you're sucking on my dick like that.

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
dave hillstrom - 07 May 2006 17:43 GMT
>>Typic<COCK SLAP>
>
>I can't understand you when you're sucking on my dick like that.

and here we have yet ~another~ example of matthews homosexual rape
fantasies.  how many ~millions~ of times have we read this type of
obviously disturbed outburst from matthew, each one as boring and
psychologically telling as the last?  is there something he hasnt told
us yet?  something about a jail, or a prison perhaps?

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Onideus Mad Hatter - 07 May 2006 23:03 GMT
>>>Typic<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>I can't understand you when you're sucking on my dick like that.
>
>and he<COCK SLAP>

Now, now, no need to start gettin all jealous, Davey, you can suck my
cock too, Bitch.    ^_^

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Meat Plow - 08 May 2006 12:19 GMT
>>>Typic<COCK SLAP>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> psychologically telling as the last?  is there something he hasnt told us
> yet?  something about a jail, or a prison perhaps?

Daiperboi would enjoy it in prison.
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dave hillstrom - 08 May 2006 15:22 GMT
>>>>Typic<COCK SLAP>
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>Daiperboi would enjoy it in prison.

yeah.  hed mouth off.  then theyd smack him in the head.  hed cry, but
hed still be mouthing off.  theyd take him to a bathroom stall, beat
him lumpy, and dry f.ck him till he was an anal-pain-screaming
bleeding mess.  then theyd just leave him, huddled on the floor next
to a used commode, muttering, barely above a wisper as the tears still
flow, "...im better than all of you!  i can speak anime japanese that
is targeted to the lowest common denominator!  i rule your world!  i
know computers and pc boards and circuit design better than all you
pansy a.s degreed electrical engineers because im a sUpRaGeNiUs!  i
can do everything better than all of you!  i can!  i do TM and just
look at how balanced and calm i am!  i rule your world!!  I DO!!  I
DO!!..."  

and then, almost too soft for human hearing "...why dont they like
~me~ the most?..."

yeah.  hed like prison.  for him, its just like usenet after all.

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Numb Natural One - 08 May 2006 09:30 GMT
>>Typic<COCK SLAP>
>
> I can't understand you when you're sucking on my dick like that.

WOW!

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dave hillstrom - 08 May 2006 19:00 GMT
>>>Typic<COCK SLAP>
>>
>> I can't understand you when you're sucking on my dick like that.
>
>WOW!

welcome to matthews homosexual rape fantasy number 381,964.  its
actually a pretty mild one compared to some.  it will pass, dont
worry.  and then ten minutes later he will be having number 381,965.

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official pussy petter
"where no trout has gone before!"
"nice guys finish last!  just look at me!"

Onideus Mad Hatter - 09 May 2006 09:31 GMT
>>>>Typic<COCK SLAP>
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>actually a pretty mild one compared to some.  it will pass, dont
>worry.  and then ten minutes later he will be having number 381,965.

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Funny/Clippy_Wants_To_Help.jpg

Clippy really does want to help Dave...and no, I don't think he's gay
either, but hey, don't let a lil thing like reality get in the way of
your "sex life".

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mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
 
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