>Thank you thank you thank for introducing me to the magical world of
>New Gaming Journalism; it is an unintentional hilarity gold mine. The
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>player's eyes so quickly, that it always feels like something's being
>done. It's too intriguing not to keep playing."
What? Man, I thought for sure he'd start bashing DQ when I read the
first half of that quote. I guess his Wapanese tendencies kicked in
at the last second.
Rob
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Mondo - 25 Apr 2006 01:35 GMT
> >Thank you thank you thank for introducing me to the magical world of
> >New Gaming Journalism; it is an unintentional hilarity gold mine. The
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> first half of that quote. I guess his Wapanese tendencies kicked in
> at the last second.
that quote needs to be brought to the direct attention of JONATHAN
MACARTHUR (sp?)
Mac, what do you think of the Dragon Quest opinion quoted above (not
Rob's, the original)? This is IMO one of those golden moments of
unintentional mirth for which you told me to live!
Jonathan McArthur - 25 Apr 2006 23:33 GMT
>>>Thank you thank you thank for introducing me to the magical world of
>>>New Gaming Journalism; it is an unintentional hilarity gold mine. The
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> Rob's, the original)? This is IMO one of those golden moments of
> unintentional mirth for which you told me to live!
I think it's delightful.
Speed x flashing numbers = intrigue
It's a natural law. Newton would be proud.

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Mondo - 27 Apr 2006 23:25 GMT
> >>>Thank you thank you thank for introducing me to the magical world of
> >>>New Gaming Journalism; it is an unintentional hilarity gold mine. The
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>
> It's a natural law. Newton would be proud.
So would Pavlov.
Anway: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3631
That is a parody of the above sort of writing, though it took a moment
for me to realize that, as it is only slightly worse than the real
thing.
Jonathan McArthur - 28 Apr 2006 06:02 GMT
> So would Pavlov.
>
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> for me to realize that, as it is only slightly worse than the real
> thing.
I think that just broke my brain.

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