A this convulted plot requires Monty Python or French and Saunders to do it justice.

Or,  it could be broken up into segments and run on "Days of Our Lives".
That way the viewers would only be forced to choke down the ludicris plot
mechanics a half an hour at one sitting.

That is what they did in the old serials that used to run before the
main movies. When I saw the first "Star Bores" that was my flash of insight:
He has taken the serials of his youth such as "Flash Gordon" with their
extremely cheesey FX, and remade then in all their cheesey glory with cutting
edge s
special effects. Three trilogies in tribute to the glories of a time long past,
updated for the wonders of computer imaging. Well, better the serials then
true literary classics such those of Middle Earth.

I think I'll take a nap now.

Neo the jaded