With Half-Life 2 up against Halo 2 and Doom 3, there's no way it can
compete.

With Halo 2 up against Half-Life 2 and Doom 3, there's no way it can
compete.

If you just here to post meaningless dribble, then don't even bother using
the internet.

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Dear:

[X] Clueless Newbie   [X] Lamer         [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser             [ ] Spammer       [X] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er       [ ] Pervert       [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak             [ ] Nerd          [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist            [ ] Fed           [ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist    [ ] Dumbass       [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person    [ ] Sexist
[ ] Nut               [ ] Puritain      [ ] Misandrist
 

I took exception to your recent Post to:
alt.games.doom

It was (check all that apply):

[X] Lame           [X] Stupid         [ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless       [X] Idiotic        [X] Brain-damaged
[X] Imbecilic      [ ] Arrogant       [ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible   [ ] Libelous       [X] Ignorant
[ ] Sexist         [X] Stupid         [ ] Fundamentalist
[X] Boring         [X] Dim            [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful      [ ] Demented       [ ] Self-righteous
[X] Crazy          [ ] Weird          [ ] Hypocritical
[X] Loathsome      [X] Retarded       [X] Despicable
[X] Belligerent    [X] Mind-numbing   [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be
capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your sexist beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others
[X] You self-righteously impose your _gaming__ beliefs on
others
[ ] You asked for someone to post/e-mail you the full version of:

 [ ] Duke 3d   [ ] Doom/Doom2   [ ] Quake 1, 2 or 3
 [ ] Other game____________________________________

[X] You said that _Doom 3_ suck and __Half Life/Halo 2___rule(s)
[ ] You said that __ suck and ___rule(s)          
[ ] You asked for an AOL h4|<|<0r pR0gG|3
[ ] You are a w4r3z d00d asking for w4r3z
[ ] You made a black and white statement (example:
   this person is nothing but evil), without knowing the
   situation
[ ] You forged someone
[ ] You forged _______
[ ] You used the term "bitter boy"
[ ] You claimed feminism is about equality, even though
  you know it's not
[X] You posted garbage
[ ] You said "Women and males"
[ ] You keep posting articles ment to bash ____
[ ] You spelled "women" as wymyn, or womyn, or wimmin..
[ ] You made fun of men being raped behind bars
[ ] You keep making new sock-puppets
[ ] You are a w4r3z d00d advertising/posting w4r3z
[ ] You posted yet another "All Advantage" ad
[ ] You posted the same spam over and over again on different dates.
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] Even worse, the binary is in a non-standard format.
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this
clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable.
Each
line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it
hard
to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own
a
TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
    worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.

To repent, you must:

[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Deathmatch me in Quake
      [X]With a 2400 baud modem
        [X]through AOL
          [X]on a 386/16 SX with software math coprocessor emulation
            [ ]Running Windows [X]95 []98 []Me [ ]XP
              [X]With less than 8 megs of Ram
[ ] Go away
[X] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[X] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Say in these exact words
   [ ] "I lick my dog named Rover. I lick my cat, imagine that!"
   [ ] "I have bad odor"
   [X] "_I'm sorry, please make me the perfect school boy/girl__________"
             
       [ ]In front of a police officer
       [ ]In front of a crowd
       [X] __in front of Miss Manners___

[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[X] Put your home phone number in your ads/posts from now on
[X] Delete Windoze and use Dos and actualy learn how the inner
    workings of your computer works
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing

Also,

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] You are now in the kook-file
[ ] You are now in the kill-file
[ ] Your pass to the gene pool has just been revoked
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[X] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this
form.