lol...

Begin flame:

Dear:
 [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
 [ ] Me-too-er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
 [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] Scientologist
 [ ] Socialist               [ ] Bible-thumper   [ ] Anonymous Coward
 [ ] Trent Reznor Wannabie   [ ] Monkey Spanker  [ ] Ex-AOLer
 [x] None of the above

You Are Being Flamed Because:
 [ ] You said "me too" to something
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [ ] You top posted
 [ ] You suck
 [x] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
 [ ] You started an off-topic thread
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You brag about things that never happened
 [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
 [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
 [ ] I think you might be a fed
 [ ] You asked a stupid question
 [ ] You want some monkey spanking pics
 [ ] You posted to more than four newsgroups
 [ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
 [ ] You posted something really stupid/depraved
 [ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
 [ ] You incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual
     superiority

To Repent, You Must:

 [ ] Listen to NIN for 24 straight hours
 [ ] Give up your AOL account
 [ ] Tell everyone your id and password
 [ ] Pretend you're Trent Reznor
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [x] Shave your head
 [ ] Read the FAQ
 [x] Post your tests to alt.test
 [ ] Watch WWF Wrestling and like it
 [ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
 [ ] Become a Satanist, sell your kids to Michael Jackson
 [ ] Poke butter up a Wildcats a.s with a hot poker

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [ ] You're an idiot
 [ ] Blow me
 [ ] Get a life
 [ ] Never post again
 [x] I pity your dog
 [ ] Go to hell
 [ ] Learn to post or sod off
 [ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
 [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
 [ ] All of the above

end flame.