HAIL AND SACRIFICE TO DIABLO, LORD OF TERROR AND DESTROYER OF SOULS...

"...You just said to hail Diablo."

"Euyfura! I never did!"

"Did too."

"Did not."

"Did TOO!"

"Shut up, Rogue. Or I won't give you this Magewrath or the Shaftstop I have
in my stash."

"Oooo, where did you get those from?"

"Fara knows a few people. Soon as we offed Andariel (for the fifth time, I
might add), I got her to look up a few contacts for me. Netted myself a nice

Thundergod's Vigour, too."

"Nice. OK, OK, you didn't say hail to Diablo."

"Thank you. Shall we give those Claw Vipers what for, frag the Summoner,
stab that big slug to bits and blow this gaff for Kurast?"

"Let's. I want you to find a Sol for that two-socket circlet so you can
finish that Lore and pass me the Duskdeep."

"Can it, Rogue, and let's grab the Valk. I think she's in the Rogue camp
trying to start a fight between Kashya and Gheed."

"*groan* Not again."

...LATER...

"Well, that was an anti-climax. Fire Eye was more trouble than Duriel."

"Yes, but Fire Eye was extra fast and backed up by nine Invaders and a pack
of Dune Beasts and a pair of Horror Mages."

"Touche, Euyfura. Gah. Why is it always so humid in Kurast?"

"Blame Mephisto. Hey, look, that boss Fetish coughed up the Jade Figurine."

"Sweet. Let's forget this for now, get that +20 to life potion, and take a
break."

...TO BE EXPANDED...