When little fairy Reverend ran home, he cried in his dad's lap and told
the story of how his bike was stolen.
"It's ok, son", his dad said. "Looks like he gave you a black eye,
too."
"Not HE, dad", Seanie said. "It was Suzan Cohen, the girl from Ashbury
Street".
"WHAT??!!", his dad said. You let a little Jew shitska girl take your
bike and beat you up??!!"
Faster than lightning, the Reverend's dad pulled a big box of baking
soda from under the chair and gave fairy Rev a bitch slap so hard, he
flew right out the door.