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Game Forum / Role Playing Games / Diablo / May 2006For the Sovereignists: Louis, Jill and Robert, Regardez-vous, s'il vous plait
Hey back when I was playing in the infamous untwinked gang I used to write spot repports to agd. I did one of the spot reports in French (sort of). But in agd we were lacking the cultural influence that is present in agd2. So I am presenting it for you heroes of the frozen northeastern North America Here it is: Prelude à l'apres-midi des "U ntwinked" - Sat Sept 11, 2004 Les heros des "Untwinked" sont: L'Oncle Shythed - niveau de 80 - le barbare du marteau et cris de guerre (OrionRyder) Bongo Le Bear - niveau de 79 - l'homme du forêt qu'est l'our lycantrope avec le shock et avec l'our grizzly qui s'appelle "Fluffy" (Bongo-Fury) Jeann D'arx - niveau de 77 - l'assassine d'artiste des martiales (Kasmir) (L'oncle va à la Hellforge. L'oncle a combaté avec Le Fatso.) Le Fatso: Meurs! Vous êtes un moron! L'oncle: Non! Je suis un "Shythed"! Vous etiez mort! Le Fatso: Hah! J'ai "le greve spectral" et "le freze sacré". Vous êtes l'idiot! L'oncle: Je te greve dans votre "a.s"! Le Fatso: Hah! J'ai "l'immunite de la physique"! L'oncle: Fermez votre bouche! Meurs Le Fatso! Le Fatso: Hah! Vous êtes l'homme stupid! L'oncle: Non Le Fatso! Vous êtes un bête mort! Le Fatso: Sacre bleu! Que'est que c'est? J'ai les mals dans mon corp! L'oncle: Hah! Idiot! J'ai "l'attack du berzerk"! Je te pwns! Le Fatso: Argh! Vous me pwns! Je suis mort! L'oncle: Hah! Fatso! Vous êtes mort! (L'oncle a le mateau de Hellforge et le stone de vie du Mephisto) L'oncle: Mon dieu! Le hellforge donne à moi le rune de FAL. C'est un abomination! (Bongo Le Bear a vu à la Hellforge. L'oncle va avec Bongo Le Bear. Ils ont combaté avec Le Fatso) Le Fatso: Meurs! Vous êtes les morons! L'oncle: Non! Nous sommes les heros des "Untwinked"! Bongo Le Bear: Meurs Le Fatso! Le Fatso: Hah! J'ai le "freze sacré". Vous êtes les idiots! L'oncle: Nous te grevons dans votre "a.s"! Bongo Le Bear: Hah Le Fatso! Vous etiez le corps de mort! Nous vous pwns Le Fatso! Le Fatso: Argh! Vous me pwns! Je suis mort! (Bongo Le Bear a le mateau de Hellforge et le stone de Mephisto) Bongo Le Bear: Qu'est ce que c'est? Le Hellforge a la fragrance de maird avec le stench de pew! L'oncle: Qu'est ce que c'est le rune qu'il le Hellforge donne à tu? Bongo Le Bear: Zut Alors! C'est un rune de IO. Nous sommes les mal chance! (Jeann D'arx entre l'adventure. ) L'oncle: Jeann D'arx! Ici! Donne cette armor à tu mercenare Jeann D'arx: Ah! C'est bon! L'oncle: Donne cette "Champion Sword" à tu mercenare aussi! Jeann D'arx: Ah! C'est bon aussi! Mes amis! S'ils vous plaitent! Je n'ai pas l'or pour mes reparations! Bongo Le Bear: Ici! Tiene l'or mon ami! Jeann D'arx: Merci mon ami! (Les heros des "Untwinked" vonts au Sanctuare de la Chaos) Bongo Le Bear: Regardions les attentions de "les Chevaliers d'Oblivions" et "le maiden du fer" L'oncle: Oui! Ils presentent les dangers! Mais nous sommes les heros des "Untwinked"! Jeann Darx: Oui! Allez mes amis! (Les heros des "Untwinked" donnent les mort aux tous les bêtes dans le Sanctuare du Chaos) Jeann D'arx: Nous pwns les bêtes du Sanctuare de la Chaos! Bongo Le Lear: Allez! Le Diable attends dans le pentagram dans le centre du Sanctuare de la Chaos! Le Diable: LE MORT NE NOUS ETAIS PAS SAUVÉ! Bongo Le Bear: Hah! Nous sommes les heros des "Untwinked"! Nous vous pwns! Le Diable est un bête frail et stupid! Le Diable: Mais non! Je vous donne mon "LBOD"! L'oncle: Hah! Nous avons les resists electriques aux maximals! Jeann D'arx: Et la vigne de Bongo Le Bear, c'est tres forte! Bongo Le Bear: Le Diable etais mort! Nous pwns le Diable! Le Diable: Argh! J'ai le morts dans mon corp! Les heros des "Untwinked" pwns le Diable! Jeann D'arx: Nous sommes les victeurs! Bongo Le Bear: Regardez mes amis! Ces sont les items uniques! L'oncle: Qu'est ce que ces sont les items? Bongo Le Bear: Ces sont les items futiles. Ces sont les staffs des sorcorees. Il n'y à pas une sorceress ici! L'oncle: Argh! Toujours les heros des"Untwinked" ont les mals chances. Bongo Le Bear: Hah! Un Rondache de Isenhart! J'ai mal à l'estomac! L'oncle: Regardes Bongo Le Bear! C'est un tresher pour une imbue! Bongo Le Bear: Ah! Je se donne à Charsi! Jeann D'arx: J'ai l'or. C'est bon! Bongo Le Bear: La imbue! C'est un peu de bon pour mon mercenare! (Jeann D'arx exite l'adventure parce que du "timeout". Bongo Le Bear et L'oncle vont aux Coteaus des Sanguer et ont le combat avec Shenck l'Overseer) Bongo Le Bear: Ah! Shenck est mort! Nous pwns les minions des Diable! Mon ami, merci pour l'adventure se soir! L'oncle: Oui! C'est tres bon! Bon soir! Cette mercredi j'etais retourné! Bongo Le Bear: Oui! Moi aussi! Bon soir! Yay Rah Rah! Les heros des "Untwinked"! Orion Ryder Wish I could help. French class was a looong time ago, and according to Madame Gnagnarella (my public school French teacher), I was never very good at it. Which is odd, because I lived in Quebec for a couple of years as a wee lad. I blame her, beautiful women should not be teaching 12-14 year old boys anything that requires thought :) I was able to follow most of your story though, so perhaps I did learn something in school. Or maybe I picked it up from all the bilingual packaging here in Canada. That's right, staring at the back of cereal boxes were my first French lessons - lol -Robert > That's right, staring at the back of cereal boxes were my first French lessons - lol Hey I did that too when I was visiting up there back in '62. Well actually it was not hte first lesson but one of the first. I liked the way the Post cereal boxes had the baseball cards in both English and French. But I hated having to watch Quick Draw McGraw in french. No subtitles back then. Orion Excellent! (this word works both in french and in english :) Ah the latin roots! Some phrase sounds like a mix of french and italian, like: > Donne cette armor à tu mercenare for "donne cette armure a ton mercenaire" Overall it's excellent, it sounds like when Jean-Claude Van Damme is speaking french (the guy is a native french speaker but when he talks it sounds a bit weird). > L'oncle: Je te greve dans votre "a.s"! > Le Fatso: Hah! J'ai "l'immunite de la physique"! [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Le Fatso: Sacre bleu! Que'est que c'est? J'ai les mals dans mon corp! > L'oncle: Hah! Idiot! J'ai "l'attack du berzerk"! Je te pwns! :) mdr! mdr = lol (mdr = "mort de rire") Funny thing is when french people play togeter online, they tend to use lots of english words and expression mixed together (even when there are *only* french players), which makes for very funny conversations (a "slightly" better french version is included between parentheses): "ta un raven pour moi plz?" (n'aurais-tu pas un ravenfrost pour moi s'il-te-plait) "1 kwa?" (de quoi parlez-vous cher ami?) "un ravenfrost, ring unik" (un ravenfrost, l'anneau unique) "ah k, corbeau gele..." (ah oui, un corbeau gele) "...g mais je voulais le trader contre des pgems" (je l'ai mais je voulais l'echanger contre des gemmes pures) "Baal vient de drop shako kkun need?" "me plz je need badly j'en ai pas encore" (moi s'il-te-plait j'en ai vraiment besoin, je n'en ai pas encore) btw that's how I got my only HC ladder 1.11 Shako (private hell Baal runs games with very big and very generous dudes [go lvl 97 pala go if you read this] ;) We tend to "steal" verbs and then to "frenchify" them, like "trade" (while we have "echange"), "drop" ("tomber?" "lacher?", but we use "drop"), "need", "boost", "rush", etc. and then apply french rules to those verbs) HC ladder 1.11 only, europe, lvl 90 amazon (not playing anymore ;) Someone was bored. Mickey > Someone was bored. > > Mickey Yeah. But it was an enthusiastic kind of bored. The best kind. Orion >> Someone was bored. >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > The best kind. Except it was French. Next time, do it in Latin :) Mickey "Mickey" <XXmickeybXX@XXcomcastXX.net> wrote in message > "Orion Ryder" <orionryder@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Except it was French. Next time, do it in Latin :) Or Middle Egyptian. ;)  SignatureJack of Hearts in The Eeeeevil Cabal (TINC...) http://www.evilbill.org.uk - Diablo, Quake & Tomb Raider There is no spoon. > >> Someone was bored. > >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Except it was French. Next time, do it in Latin :) Hey the furthest I can trace back my ancestry is Prince Edward Island when the first trappers (heh heh) came over from France to grab pelts to send back home for a king's ransom. I have a feeling that all my other ancestors either avoided Rome or fought them off like the plague the best they could. So the Latin will have to expire in cyber space with the rest of the ethereal items. Orion > Mickey > Someone was bored. > > Mickey Maybe, but certainly not boring ! Louis Of course if I wrote it in Latin I am sure that I could bore the hell out of everybody including myself. What the hell am I saying? I don't know Latin. Thank God. I mean why would one learn Latin when they can learn something far more pleasurable and exciting like Advanced Calculus. Orion Orion, my crazy friend !! Thank you so much for sharing that piece of anthology !! (My abs are still sore...) Congratulation ! Your french is good! I am impress... but WTF does "pwns" means?? That was really a great reading and i certainly hope that you will make some other attempts in Moliere's language! Now i will print that incredible story and have it plastify... Thanks again for the intensive abdominal exercises... Louis > Orion, my crazy friend !! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Congratulation ! Your french is good! I am impress... but WTF does > "pwns" means?? "pwns" is hacker slang for "owns", itself jargon for beats completely. Originally a typo, now become standard spelling in certain circles. Cheers, SignatureShaun. > "pwns" is hacker slang for "owns", itself jargon for beats completely. > Originally a typo, now become standard spelling in certain circles. > > Cheers, > -- > Shaun. Thanks Shaun for your jargon help ! I knew about "owns" signification, but the typo form was really far from beeing understandable... pwns..... lol ! (i can almost see the guy with his pant's crotch waving between ankles and knees.....that's Orion !! ....Is it ??) Louis > L'oncle: Je te greve dans votre "a.s"! LOL! I loved this, the above line in particular. Thanks for posting this. How did you learn French? Here in the original Frozen Tundra it is compulsory learning in school. I had to start taking classes from grade 3. And who cares if you were bored. Maybe you should be bored more often. :-) -- Jill Hey Frozen Tundra gal. french in 7th 8th, 9th, 12th grades and two semesters in college. Plus I create some French pages on my job, however I have many consultations with Kasmir and others. We sometimes have to send out pages for translation which I then code in. Of course I was not trying to be perfect in that story, which is obvious to the French speakers like you and Louis. I was hoping that it would be broken enough for the French to laugh at and the English who have some knowledge of French to grin at. Alas I doubt I shall ever repeat this type of performance. Orion |
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