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Game Forum / Role Playing Games / Diablo / April 2006A jew joke
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick ". * * * * * * * * * * * * I wonder what happens to all the circumcised clits they send back? Perhaps they get a total c.nt in return? > At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit > the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > I wonder what happens to all the circumcised clits they send back? > Perhaps they get a total c.nt in return? Female circumcision is practiced in some Arab countries and some parts of Africa, but not by Jews. >> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit >> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > Female circumcision is practiced in some Arab countries and some parts > of Africa, but not by Jews. B'ull sh'ite. Cohen, for one, has had the 'snip'. Get your facts lined up before you open you slackjawed gob, you worn out old clown. > B'ull sh'ite. Cohen, for one, has had the 'snip'. .....and you would know this? How? > Get your facts lined up before you open you slackjawed gob, you worn > out old clown. <sigh>  SignatureTillyGr@hotmail.com >> B'ull sh'ite. Cohen, for one, has had the 'snip'. > > .....and you would know this? How? Divine messaging. > >> B'ull sh'ite. Cohen, for one, has had the 'snip'. > > > > .....and you would know this? How? > > Divine messaging. AHA! So God sent you a letter with this info? And if we ask to see the letter, your reply will be "the postman hasn't brought it yet"??????? ROTFL! >> >> B'ull sh'ite. Cohen, for one, has had the 'snip'. >> > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > AHA! So God sent you a letter with this info? Nope. One of his agents. > > B'ull sh'ite. Cohen, for one, has had the 'snip'. > > .....and you would know this? How? The ghost of William Pierce aoppeared above his bed last night and told him that in a flash of blinding light. There was thunder, too. From: Joe Bruno - "The ghost of William Pierce aoppeared above his bed last night and told him that in a flash of blinding light. There was thunder, too. " Whereas you look under the bed for the revisionist, eh Art? You stupid, obsessive compulsive neurotic. > From: Joe Bruno - > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Whereas you look under the bed for the revisionist, eh Art? NAH! I look in dark corners for cockroaches. That's how I found you. >> From: Joe Bruno - >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >NAH! I look in dark corners for cockroaches. Too cheap to buy food, B'runo? >> From: Joe Bruno - >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > NAH! I look in dark corners for cockroaches. That's how I found you. And some of your relations, I'll warrant. >>> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit >>> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > Get your facts lined up before you open you slackjawed gob, you worn out old > clown. This "joke" was old when I was young, and thats a long time ago :-( M. >>>> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit >>>> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > This "joke" was old when I was young, and thats a long time ago :-( > M. another one then. why did the rebbe cross the street ? >>>>> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit >>>>> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > > another one then. why did the rebbe cross the street ? To give Heinrich 1 million shekels....? >>>>>> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit >>>>>> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned [quoted text clipped - 48 lines] > > To give Heinrich 1 million shekels....? Now, when has a yid ever given money away? >>>>>>> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to >>>>>>> audit [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] >> >> To give Heinrich 1 million shekels....? for DOD: you bonehead shekels are a non transferable currency. they can only be used within israel. > Now, when has a yid ever given money away? to make an even bigger profit out of it ? > Now, when has a yid ever given money away? Does "George Soros" ring a bell, dopehead? Now -- when have you ever lifted a finger to help anyone, you degenerate nazi scumbag? Never. RJ. Hmmmmmmm, what would you know of Mr. Cramers generosity, you curmudgeounly kike skinflint sheister. > Hmmmmmmm, what would you know of Mr. Cramers generosity, you > curmudgeounly kike skinflint sheister. "curmudgeounly etc"what is it ?, is it bad, lethal or has it to do with a desease in the lower part of the body ? plse elucidate. >> Hmmmmmmm, what would you know of Mr. Cramers generosity, you >> curmudgeounly kike skinflint sheister. > "curmudgeounly etc"what is it ?, is it bad, lethal or has it to do with a > desease in the lower part of the body ? plse elucidate. Curmudgeon - an irascible old man. Cranky old bugger. H.L. Menken is probably my favourite curmudgeon. >>> Hmmmmmmm, what would you know of Mr. Cramers generosity, you >>> curmudgeounly kike skinflint sheister. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > H.L. Menken is probably my favourite curmudgeon. the word bugger sound familiar to me, so it must be allright > At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit > the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to > the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do > with the candle drippings?" That's highly unlikely, since synagogues, like churches, fall into the category of non-profit organizations and pay no income tax. Congratulations! You have managed, once again, to expose your complete ignorance. >> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit >> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Congratulations! You have managed, once again, to expose your complete > ignorance. YOU ARE FULL OF sh.t! THEY HAVE TO FILE QUARTERLY RETURNS ON DONATIONS AND THEIR DISTRIBUTION > >> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit > >> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > ignorance. > YOU ARE FULL OF sh.t! PROOF??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? > >> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit > >> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > YOU ARE FULL OF sh.t! THEY HAVE TO FILE QUARTERLY RETURNS ON DONATIONS AND > THEIR DISTRIBUTION PROOF??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? >> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit >> the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >category of >non-profit organizations and pay no income tax. It's a f.cking joke for G-d's sake, B'runo, you dumb a.shole! >Congratulations! You have managed, once again, to expose your complete >ignorance. Well, duh, only a failed accountant could make a statement like the above. > "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying > to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send > them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a > free box of holy biscuits." holy biscuits? is that a pun meaning bagels? >> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying >> to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send >> them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a >> free box of holy biscuits." > >holy biscuits? is that a pun meaning bagels? I think it refers to the matzohs they make with Gentile baby blood for jew Easter. > >> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying > >> to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > I think it refers to the matzohs they make with Gentile baby blood for > jew Easter. that's no biscuit, that's a cracker. >> >> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying >> >> to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >that's no biscuit, that's a cracker. A redneck cracker? |
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