What is a Kookazon?   Well, it's an all encompassing term describing
spearazons and other amazons that use two handed weapons such as staves and
polearms (okay, fine, I just made it up on the spot) - in the interests of
impartiality and maximum confusion, I have removed all references to "Hammy"
and "Jabber" from the team name.  Aren't I just swell?   No, don't answer
that.

And anyone seen using Lightning Fury will be slapped to death by my Valkyrie.
Better yet, I'll slap you to death myself.   And look out, I'll have a high of
Critical Slap, I mean, Strike!

Probable members of Team Kookazon:

SVH (aka Hammy Zon Kenobi)
Whitedog (aka The Purple Pupazon)
Wizofwaz (aka Sticky Wiccan)

Possible members:

Jabber (aka El Jabberino)
Ashen (aka Pogo Yubari)

Cameo appearances to be made by:

Whoever else happens to be in AGD/AGD at the time.   We ain't proud.

Probable start times:

Eastern:

Monday 5 PM, with an option to shimmy forward 1-2 hours
Wednesday 5 PM, with an option to shimmy forward 1-2 hours

NZ:

Tuesday 9 AM, see Shimmy Clause A above
Thursday 9 AM

AST (Ashen Standard Time):

Tuesday 7 AM
Thursday 7 AM

The first session is WEDNESDAY 28 SEPTEMBER (USA), 29 SEPTEMBER
(AUSSIE/HAMSTERLAND.

Where do we meet?

Let's just head straight into the usual AGD game (AGD/AGD for Normal,
AGDNM/AGD for Nightmare, AGDHELL/AGD for normal, no, I mean, Hell), and
assuming there's room, we'll just start playing there.   Any else, kookazon or
otherwise, is most welcome to join in.   And you get bonus marks if you're a
lightsabre necro or a bow barbarian.

Twinked or untwinked?

We'll start untwinked and see how it goes.   It's very likely that, come Hell
difficulty, that we'll twink until we can twink no more... and still be killed
by the first quill rat boss in the blood moor.   Assuming that dying four
hundred times to Iron Maiden hasn't already put us off the whole thing.

Pip!