Okay let's knock it off with the childish giggles.

Anywhos, the wife feels like playing some D2. Those who are married or
involved with someone understand how it works. Given that anytime the
wife or mate says "Hey honey, let's (fill in the blank)" and the blank
happens to be something that we husbands or mates enjoy doing, well
this means that one must jump on that opportunity, if ya'll catch my
drift.

First thing I do is drop her Zon a nice 2 socket helm for her merc and
2 PerfAmythsts for 20 strength for the dude and then a nice polearm
that Bongo dumped the other night and her merc is set up to cut through
scaled creatures like a butcher knife through hot potatos.

So the two of we's run through the ancient passageways and up to the
Summit on Mount Arreat and takes on three old men that look fairly
young and onward HO! into the WSK and Throne Room and some bashing and
trashing and fanaticing and convicting and plagueing and furying and
the wife wants to take on Baal and so we go and make mincemeat outta
the Baalific one and he dumps out some nice botos for my wife's zon and
a nice set of throwing knives that I can pass down to my thrower barb.

She exists the game and speaks proudly of her new title of "Destroyer".
Bongo, did not see you on till later but I know you'll be right there
with us  and she knows that we will be doing some more minions runs
before jumping into NM. She also is gonna pop into a NM game to see
what her resists are and then we can determine what she can be given to
grab some more safety.

Let's hear it for my wife!

Orion Ryder