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Whitedog - 25 Feb 2005 12:39 GMT

This is just a summary of a funny conversation between a bunch of my
friends. The issue is who has it harder in life, men or women.

Women: Beat Child Birth
Men: We don't have to, you can have multiple orgasms

Women: We have to shave our legs
Men: We have to shave our face

Women: Mood Swings
Men: We have to put up with them

Women: Thinking they finally have it, bring up periods & PMS
Men: Oh yeah? Well you don't have hair around your a.shole

Women: Concede defeat

Overly abridged summary, but I thought it was funny. Obviously not a
serious or scientific argument, just fun.

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flame_thrower - 25 Feb 2005 19:29 GMT

> This is just a summary of a funny conversation between a bunch of my
> friends. The issue is who has it harder in life, men or women.
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> Women: Thinking they finally have it, bring up periods & PMS
> Men: Oh yeah? Well you don't have hair around your a.shole

Dingleberrys are worse for us. Especially when you can feel the hair pulling
apart as you go to squat over the john for the next batch of corn or mexican
food release.

> Women: Concede defeat
>
> Overly abridged summary, but I thought it was funny. Obviously not a
> serious or scientific argument, just fun.

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Mickey - 25 Feb 2005 17:05 GMT

> > This is just a summary of a funny conversation between a bunch of my
> > friends. The issue is who has it harder in life, men or women.
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> apart as you go to squat over the john for the next batch of corn or mexican
> food release.

I would have bet $10,000 that Danny would jump RIGHT on that anal
reference :)

Mickey

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flame_thrower - 26 Feb 2005 08:01 GMT

>> > This is just a summary of a funny conversation between a bunch of
> my
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> I would have bet $10,000 that Danny would jump RIGHT on that anal
> reference :)

Right now the scat man is about to go whipe his arse and take another
shower - messy farts keeping causing me to buy new undies. Hey good thing I
still get the headers on a semi - daily basis - if you'd bet in a few weeks
you might lose since I can't figure out why I'm still looking this often....
eh something to do before i defecate in the morning.

> Mickey

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