Bwahaha, PKer EPIC FAILS

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Shiflet - 15 Jul 2008 05:20 GMT

Started my new char(yet another light sorc variation) last night and was
getting it Baaled by my friend Ken, when "Rawr-Sorce" joins the game. I knew
the name cause it had tried to PK my zon in chaos runs the night
before(where it was killed 5 times by me, so I knew it wasn't a very ADEPT
PKer), so while Ken was clearing the throne room I just waited for the
hostile bell to sound. Sure enough, Rawr hostiles, takes the WP, and begins
teleporting to throne as Ken sends up a TP. About 30 seconds later, we're
greeted with "Rawr-Sorce has been slain by Death Lord". After much laughing
at his expense, not to mention pointing out that not only did he lose his
gold, but also exp, he tells us all f.ck you and departs. It seems Ken
thought it'd be cute to leave a present at the throne entrance, namely a
pack of extra fast, mana burn Fana aura minotaurs. Poor Rawr appeared and
was dead before the screen even loaded for him, heh. Few runs later the SAME
idiot shows up again, and tries AGAIN to PK. This time there was nothing
nasty for Ken to leave at the entrance, so rather than seeing Rawr-Sorce be
slain by minotaur, we got to see "Rawr-Sorce was slain by Al-Heroic"
instead. Again, much laughter was had at his expense, especially when he got
all worked up about some random hammerdin deciding to spam "DS>you" towards
him after I pointed out my zon killing him 5 times and my paladins would eat
him for breakfast. He at first denied it, then asked my zon's name, then
when I told him responds "oh yeah the FC zon". When I mentioned my zon was
in fact a bowzon and not a java, which makes it rather impossible to FC, the
hdin again spams "DS>you" and gets the guy even MORE stirred up. He finally
ends his time in our games by telling us all to STFU and threatening to to
"suck your dick"(no, I'm not kidding, that was his threat, "STFU or I'll
suck your dick") and exits game. Great time was had by all, poor fool
decides he's going to ruin someone else's game, and only ends up dying
twice(once to monsters no less) and being the butt of everyone else's
jokes:D

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Irondell - 15 Jul 2008 09:10 GMT

> Started my new char(yet another light sorc variation) last night and was
> getting it Baaled by my friend Ken, when "Rawr-Sorce" joins the game. I knew
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> twice(once to monsters no less) and being the butt of everyone else's
> jokes:D

Lol! Sounds like the Dangerous Hacker Known As Bitchchecker (
http://www.electric-escape.net/node/1475 ) has moved into online
gaming :D :D

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Jamie Kahn Genet - 15 Jul 2008 16:22 GMT

Oh I just love it when an inept PKer makes a total arse of themselves in
public :-D. *satisfied sigh* All is right with the world :-)

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CymTyr - 15 Jul 2008 16:48 GMT

Good to hear he was dealt with in a manner that left more than his xp
stinging.

I learned from reading up on agd2 that when someone goes hostile I
usually exit the game. That's why these days I usually play private
games.

Still, I got a chuckle when you mentioned how he died, no less what he
said when he left. HAHAHA stfu or I'll suck your dick... that's
priceless. I wonder if he has the extra sharp braces? ;)

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Shiflet - 16 Jul 2008 04:01 GMT

> I learned from reading up on agd2 that when someone goes hostile I
> usually exit the game. That's why these days I usually play private
> games.

Yeah, I used to go to town, but these days, with most of my chars being
setup for dueling as well, I usually wait for the PKer to show up, cause
many times, my guys are stronger than theirs. PKers don't expect people in
pubs to try and fight back, much less be capable of killing them;-)

> Still, I got a chuckle when you mentioned how he died, no less what he
> said when he left. HAHAHA stfu or I'll suck your dick... that's
> priceless. I wonder if he has the extra sharp braces? ;)

LOL, yeah, that one was screenshotted for posterity;-)

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