Ah yes, another opportunity... great
It's time someone replied to this, and I know Mickey never will.
> "I am an Israeli"
Yes he is, Born in TIberias, June 20, 1952
> "I am an American"
Yes he is, he became one by default as he was a minor when his parents
were naturalized.
> "People think I'm Italian"
And anyone who has ever seen his picture can understand why. Anyone
who has ever spoken to him and heard that Andrew Dice Clay accent
SURELY does.
> "I have a B'rooklyn accent you could cut with a chainsaw"
And a meatcleaver.
> "I served with the IDF"
Your lie, he has never said that, and I will get you $10,000 you can't
find a post where he EVER said it.
> "I served with the US Marines"
He did, 3 tours of duty, Force Recon.
> "I was wounded in Vietnam"
Many times, actually. He has entirely too many clusters on his purple
heart.
> "I was decorated in Vietnam"
More than that, he received the 3 HIGHEST awards a marine can get from
the military. The only higher award comes from congress.
> "I wasn't even in Vietnam most of the time"
Nor was any member of special forces, they were deployed for missions
only. I would think even you and your collection of idiots would know
that. Then again, you probably do, you just think everyone ELSE
doesn't.
> "I played bridge with Omar Sharif"
As did I, actually. Omar is a tournment bridge player, when Mickey
used to play, he played against Omar MANY times. He likes him a great
deal actually, and often mentioned what a gentleman he is.
> "I am a multi-millionaire"
500 times over by now.
> "I drive a Ferrari"
And a rare one at that. Even with my 1/4 of a ton in it, it's an
absolute rocket.
> "I own 1.65 million shares of Comcast"
Not sure if he still does, he moves stocks around a lot, but I know at
one point he had at least that many shares.
> "My grandchildren couldn't spend all the money I made"
Nor could mine. It's an awful lot of money he has there. Enough for
MANY lifetimes.
> "I would starve on $250 million"
Well, taht's a figure of speech, meant to make clear that he is worth
QUITE a bit more. I don't delve into his finanaces, but I know his
Berkshire-Hathaway stock is worth twice that much alone.
> "I'm retired"
When he wants to be. Whenhe gets bored, he works.
> "I work as a systems analyst in Detroit"
He did, for almost 2 years, for Ford and Ford Motor Credit Company.
> "I get paid $155 an hour"
On a bad day, yes. On a good day, $250hr. He is, after all, a top
level consultant.
> "I live in Tiberias, Israel"
No, he has a home there, it is his family home, and has been for over
2800 years.
> "I live in Sarasota, Florida"
Right next door to me. Then again, I live in a house HE owns, which he
built, but which he outgrew. I get to live there scott free. Nice to
have a REAL friend (not that you'd know).
> "I have an apartment in NYC"
34th and 2nd.
> "I have an apartment in Atlanta"
In Vinings.
> "I have an apartment in California"
On Sepulveda BLVD, been there many times.
> "I own property in London"
He sold that.
> "I have a home (sic) in Bern"
On the mountain, it's a vacation challet.
> "I like to eat myself into a stupor"
Boy, does he ever. We have had to carry him out on more than one
occasion. How he does it without gaining an ounce is a mystery for the
MDs to work out.
> "My wife is half-Italian"
No, he mother was half Italian, half Native American
> "My wife is half-Scottish"
On her father's side.
> "My wife is Native American"
1/4, yes. Seminole, iirc.
> "My wife is jewish"
Yup, she converted prior to marrying Mickey, but not for that reason.
> "I'm hung like a horse"
Can't answer that personally, but knowing his wife, I cannot imagine
she'd have settled for less :)
> "I don't need Viagra"
10 kids answers that.
> "I have nine children"
10 actually, but one passed away. The 10th was his wife's sisters kid,
which they adopted as she is a useless piece of flesh. he passed away
May 24, 2003. He is forever missed.
> "My eldest son died in his sleep"
Yup, of a coronary anuyrism <sp?>
> "My dead son was a Presbyterian"
Yup, as he was adopted, and Mickey would NEVER force his religion on
anyone, he considers that a mortal sin.
> "I have MS"
Yes, and just as he handled the war, he handles this like the hero he
is.
> "I'm undergoing chemical therapy"
In North Carolina, I just came back from seeing him. He has the heart
of a lion that man.
> "Radavich is a jew"
Radavich is a self-hating idiot, everything else is debatable.
> "Radavich is a Serbian child-molestor"
Who cares?
> "Radavich is afraid I'll trap his IP address"
That is obvious, as you NEVER post with your real name or IP. I
suspect you sepnd more on software to munge your email and IP than you
ever did on a date, if you ever had one in the first place.
> "I pissed on the bathroom wall in Seredin's shop"
Yup, he sure did, and that moron never even knew he was there.
> "The Broward - Palm Beach New Times reporter was objective"
She sure was, maybe a bit too much so, as she never said the things
about Seredin that should have been said.
> "The Broward - Palm Beach New Times reporter used poetic (sic)
> licence"
A small amount of it, as does ANY writer. In your case, it is just
outright lies.
> "I offered to pay Radovich's fare to Florida"
Yup, he sure as hell did, but of course, you would have had to present
him with your real name and address, and you are FAR too gutless for
that.
> "The UN didn't create Israel, God did"
True for any Jew.
> "I am a bullet-riddled half-cripple"
And yet, he'd break you in half in less than a second.
> "I have proved everything I've said"
And if he didn't, I did.
> Oh, we could go on for days, but you get the picture.
Please, do go on, as from now on, I will post this reply every time
you do, so that anyone and eeryone knows just what a terrific person
Mickey is. I relish this opportun
Graz - 10 Apr 2008 13:15 GMT
>Ah yes, another opportunity... great
Yes, an opportunity for proof by Usenet proclamation...great!
>It's time someone replied to this, and I know Mickey never will.
Go ahead, Mouth, you fat c.nt!
>> "I am an Israeli"
>
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>
>And if he didn't, I did.
Right here on Usenet! Such a proof already!
>> Oh, we could go on for days, but you get the picture.
>
>Please, do go on, as from now on, I will post this reply every time
>you do, so that anyone and eeryone knows just what a terrific person
>Mickey is. I relish this opportun
Did you drop dead in mid-sentence, Mouth? That's a shame!
"Come on, kiddo, wake up!"
"Oh f.ck, the Presbyterian a.shole's dead!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Recent "truths", by Mickey Ben Tovim (a.k.a. Micky Marine, Micky Mouth
et. al.) posting as MickeyB, maxterry, majjikmeatball, veraperks etc.
WARNING: Do not drink while reading this
"I am an Israeli"
"I am an American"
"People think I'm Italian"
"I have a B'rooklyn accent you could cut with a chainsaw"
"I served with the IDF"
"I served with the US Marines"
"I was wounded in Vietnam"
"I was decorated in Vietnam"
"I wasn't even in Vietnam most of the time"
"I played bridge with Omar Sharif"
"I am a multi-millionaire"
"I drive a Ferrari"
"I own 1.65 million shares of Comcast"
"My grandchildren couldn't spend all the money I made"
"I would starve on $250 million"
"I'm retired"
"I work as a systems analyst in Detroit"
"I get paid $155 an hour"
"I live in Tiberias, Israel"
"I live in Sarasota, Florida"
"I have an apartment in NYC"
"I have an apartment in Atlanta"
"I have an apartment in California"
"I own property in London"
"I have a home (sic) in Bern"
"I like to eat myself into a stupor"
"My wife is half-Italian"
"My wife is half-Scottish"
"My wife is Native American"
"My wife is jewish"
"I'm hung like a horse"
"I don't need Viagra"
"I have nine children"
"My eldest son died in his sleep"
"My dead son was a Presbyterian"
"I have MS"
"I'm undergoing chemical therapy"
"Radavich is a jew"
"Radavich is a Serbian child-molestor"
"Radavich is afraid I'll trap his IP address"
"I pissed on the bathroom wall in Seredin's shop"
"The Broward - Palm Beach New Times reporter was objective"
"The Broward - Palm Beach New Times reporter used poetic (sic)
licence"
"I offered to pay Radovich's fare to Florida"
"The UN didn't create Israel, God did"
"I am a bullet-riddled half-cripple"
"I have proved everything I've said"
But the best I saved for last:
"If you and she are examples of what jewish women have come to, I'm
glad I didn't marry one. I would bet you could nag a man to death as
well."
Oh, we could go on for days, but you get the picture.
EvilBill - 10 Apr 2008 14:07 GMT
>> "I'm undergoing chemical therapy"
>
> In North Carolina, I just came back from seeing him. He has the heart
> of a lion that man.
In NC? Damn, I'm staying in NC myself right now :)
Graz - 10 Apr 2008 14:23 GMT
>>> "I'm undergoing chemical therapy"
>>
>> In North Carolina, I just came back from seeing him. He has the heart
>> of a lion that man.
>
>In NC? Damn, I'm staying in NC myself right now :)
In that case, you can go and lick Mouth's fat a.s!