there's a skit on that by the Kids in the Hall...

[Cut to hospital room. Touching music plays in background of entire
scene. Dave is standing next to the hospital bed, as Big Joe, dressed in
a baseball uniform. Bruce is in bed as "Cancer Boy".]

[Bruce has a mitt on his hand and is tossing a ball into it.]

Bruce: Hey, Joe. Would Joe hit a home run for me today?

Dave: Sure, anything for you Cancer Boy. Now you just get well, you
hear?

[Cut to later the same day. Bruce is in bed listening to the old
fashioned radio.]

Mark [Voice-over coming from radio]: Two outs, bottom of the ninth. It's
a full count to Big Joe. He's had a rough day--he's O for 3 and it
clearly off his stride. The pitcher looks in. Here's the pitch. It's a
strike. Big Joe is outta there.

Dave: [Bleep] damn. It's that Cancer Boy. He put too much [bleep]
pressure on me.

Mark [V.O.]: [soft, barely heard over crowd] Big Joe puts the blame on
some Cancer Boy he met earlier in the day. Well, we'll be back with that
stats right after this.

[A tear falls from Bruce's cheek after Dave's words.]

[Cut to later.]

Dave: Sorry about that home run kid. I kinda had an off-day. I don't
know if this will make it up to you. But, I got you a twenty dollar
whore.

["Whore" enters room to the sound of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"
playing slowly on the organ.]

Bruce: Wow. Forget the home run Joe. Let me at that whore.

[Throws of his hat.]

Bruce: Yo! [claps]

Monkey is following up on your post.  You *are* new here so all
is forgiven.  He happens to be the NG bore.