I slapped it with my baseball bat, sank it to the bottom of the ocean, pissed
on it, drove over it, and the stupid thing wont work anymore! And to think they
crack on american made products!
jungle love......
DeepThought - 30 Dec 2003 13:08 GMT
Monkeys need Lovin whipped out his/her/its Personal Electronic Thing,
summoned a BellBot to 20031230002358.26331.00001719@mb-m15.aol.com ,
leaving his/her/its contact info (gorillaradio@aol.comape) with the
deskbot, and proceeded to say:
> I slapped it with my baseball bat, sank it to the bottom of the
> ocean, pissed on it, drove over it, and the stupid thing wont work
> anymore! And to think they crack on american made products!
Nah, Nintendo products are made so you can do the above about seven times
before it shows the slightest wear or tear.

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Ribbit - 30 Dec 2003 14:12 GMT
> > I slapped it with my baseball bat, sank it to the bottom of the
> > ocean, pissed on it, drove over it, and the stupid thing wont work
> > anymore! And to think they crack on american made products!
>
> Nah, Nintendo products are made so you can do the above about seven times
> before it shows the slightest wear or tear.
True .... the GBA SP is a fine example, can't see that thing ever breaking.
Gene Poole - 30 Dec 2003 15:55 GMT
> > > I slapped it with my baseball bat, sank it to the bottom of the
> > > ocean, pissed on it, drove over it, and the stupid thing wont work
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>
> True .... the GBA SP is a fine example, can't see that thing ever breaking.
I've read a testimonial about a GB left in the driveway all
winter...snow and ice, and being driven over about a million times...yet
in the spring when it was found and turned on, Tetris still ran without
a problem.
...I'm assuming Tetris was the game in it at the time...
...or maybe that's just the only game that would run by then :)

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Mulletino - 30 Dec 2003 13:52 GMT
> I slapped it with my baseball bat, sank it to the bottom of the ocean, pissed
> on it, drove over it, and the stupid thing wont work anymore! And to think they
> crack on american made products!
>
> jungle love......
Please try to do the same to your PC.

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Hank Kickass - 30 Dec 2003 15:31 GMT
Child Needs Attention wrote:
> I slapped it with my baseball bat, sank it to the bottom of the
> ocean, pissed on it, drove over it, and the stupid thing wont work
> anymore! And to think they crack on american made products!
>
> jungle love......
You need to do more than that to break a gamecube. This movie shows how
much abuse the GC will take.
http://www.pavlovsmonkeys.com/storage10/cubegone.wmv
TheLightsAreOn - 30 Dec 2003 22:04 GMT
"Hank Kickass" <fakeemail@coldmail.gov> wrote in news:kMidnWApPsA3BmyiRVn-
gg@comcast.com:
> Child Needs Attention wrote:
>> I slapped it with my baseball bat, sank it to the bottom of the
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> much abuse the GC will take.
> http://www.pavlovsmonkeys.com/storage10/cubegone.wmv
That was almost entertaining. I would like to see if an XBOX or PS2 would
survive the drag behind the car too.
Hank Kickass - 30 Dec 2003 23:48 GMT
> "Hank Kickass" <fakeemail@coldmail.gov> wrote in
> news:kMidnWApPsA3BmyiRVn- gg@comcast.com:
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> That was almost entertaining. I would like to see if an XBOX or PS2
> would survive the drag behind the car too.
The PS2 would break in five minutes. The Xbox would pull the bumper off
the car.
DeepThought - 31 Dec 2003 00:25 GMT
Hank Kickass whipped out his/her/its Personal Electronic Thing,
summoned a BellBot to Qvidnck-NJk_jW-i4p2dnA@comcast.com , leaving
his/her/its contact info (fakeemail@coldmail.gov) with the deskbot, and
proceeded to say:
<SNIP>
> The PS2 would break in five minutes. The Xbox would pull the bumper
> off the car.
Bah-DUMP!
Hah, that rocked!
:)

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Phil Da Lick! - 30 Dec 2003 23:31 GMT
> You need to do more than that to break a gamecube. This movie shows how
> much abuse the GC will take.
> http://www.pavlovsmonkeys.com/storage10/cubegone.wmv
dickheads. they need to get a life.
Ren? - 31 Dec 2003 01:36 GMT
>I slapped it with my baseball bat, sank it to the bottom of the ocean, pissed
>on it, drove over it, and the stupid thing wont work anymore! And to think they
>crack on american made products!
Did you try turning the power on?